How do you imagine other BDers

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

I knew I shouldn't have submitted... You should um... describe me based on writing alone. (Fea)

Well, I daresay it's your fault. Now, everytime I see your post, I know exactly that a beautiful young brunette from some place halfway around the world made them.

*jaw drops* I... Uh... where... Right. So... you've successfully made my jaw drop. Were you aware that Keeper's an artist who's dabbling's led him into creating not just his own tattoo, but a comic book series depicting himself and a bunch of friends as intergalactic theives and bounty hunters? Yeah... wow. That's one mad coincidence. (Fea)

Coincidence? Nay, my dear Fea. We Elves have built an efficient network of gathering news before the invention of the carrier pigeon.

Were carrier pigeons invented?

The carrying part, yes.

Right. Actually, Ms. Fea, he just made that assumption from Mr. Keep's avatar.

*sigh* OK, then.

Fea: A giant monster who lives in you backyard to dismember you. Works part-time as a Huntress for werewolf-infested towns.

Eomer: Is Éomer. Slightly neater than the movie version, perhaps. But still very much Éomer.

Oh, and after a unanimous decision, we have decided to change our image of someone.

Kath is now very graceful, and cuter than a button.

Oh, and to those who wonder . . .