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Gil-Galad · 07-26-2006, 09:42 PM

My day with a misunderstood Balrog, and exclusvie interview by Gil-Galad

Gil-Galad: We have here today one Johnny the Stinky Balrog, now mr.balrog, how did you come by this name?

Johnny: well when i was a kid, there was this tar pit near by filled with all these things that fell into it from above, my mommy always told me not to go near but i was hungry... and i fell in...and i basically never got the stench out

GG: terrible, so now you wander around Middle-Earth *looks at paper* helping strangers with their problems and rasing a Penguin army.

JB: ah yes, i mainly travel around now, setting fire to this and eating that guys horse, but i often enjoy sailing

GG: oh really? how does a Balrog sail?

JB:by not telling the crew theres a Balrog onboard! ha ha ha!

GG: Hilaurious, now Mr.Joh-

JB:hey can you get some special effect guy to make a picture of that?

GG: we can try, but now Johnny, about this latest thing, where you burned down a local make-up store because of being turned down by a lady, do you care to explain?

JB: well it wan't one of my proud moments... but she broke my heart and now i'm miserable...er...but thats the past

GG:indeed...do you have any plans for the future?

JB: of course i do and thanks for asking, i will plan on joining a wandering minstrel group and see how that works out...Lovely Spam...

GG: excuse me? did you just say lovely spam?

JB: maybe...maybe...no *eats spider*

GG:woah... now did you just eat that spider?

JB: i have no idea at what your talking about

GG: you just ate that spider!

JB:i did not

GG: i swear i just saw you eat that spider!

JB:i did not, now if you continue this rabling i might as well just leave

GG: your the one rambling! you ate that spider!

JB:i did not... wait... didn't you get killed off or something?

GG:...no now i think thats all the time we have

JB: hey yeah you did get killed off!

GG: hey look an eagle! *runs off*

After report: i never heard from him again, he was an interesting fellow and i would love to do more interviews of certain downers if one Goomba that may or may not have a bill that may or may not be hooked allows me to. Tune into more of my awesomeness and a PM may be coming to you soon!

07-26-2006, 09:42 PM	#10
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	My day with a misunderstood Balrog, and exclusvie interview by Gil-Galad Gil-Galad: We have here today one Johnny the Stinky Balrog, now mr.balrog, how did you come by this name? Johnny: well when i was a kid, there was this tar pit near by filled with all these things that fell into it from above, my mommy always told me not to go near but i was hungry... and i fell in...and i basically never got the stench out GG: terrible, so now you wander around Middle-Earth looks at paper helping strangers with their problems and rasing a Penguin army. JB: ah yes, i mainly travel around now, setting fire to this and eating that guys horse, but i often enjoy sailing GG: oh really? how does a Balrog sail? JB:by not telling the crew theres a Balrog onboard! ha ha ha! GG: Hilaurious, now Mr.Joh- JB:hey can you get some special effect guy to make a picture of that? GG: we can try, but now Johnny, about this latest thing, where you burned down a local make-up store because of being turned down by a lady, do you care to explain? JB: well it wan't one of my proud moments... but she broke my heart and now i'm miserable...er...but thats the past GG:indeed...do you have any plans for the future? JB: of course i do and thanks for asking, i will plan on joining a wandering minstrel group and see how that works out...Lovely Spam... GG: excuse me? did you just say lovely spam? JB: maybe...maybe...no eats spider GG:woah... now did you just eat that spider? JB: i have no idea at what your talking about GG: you just ate that spider! JB:i did not GG: i swear i just saw you eat that spider! JB:i did not, now if you continue this rabling i might as well just leave GG: your the one rambling! you ate that spider! JB:i did not... wait... didn't you get killed off or something? GG:...no now i think thats all the time we have JB: hey yeah you did get killed off! GG: hey look an eagle! runs off After report: i never heard from him again, he was an interesting fellow and i would love to do more interviews of certain downers if one Goomba that may or may not have a bill that may or may not be hooked allows me to. Tune into more of my awesomeness and a PM may be coming to you soon! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.