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Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2014, 10:13 AM

I've got some ideas!

Black Cards...

- "If you say that again I shall get angry. Then you shall see _____."
- "Turin faced tragedy yet again when he encountered _____."
- "After Beren and Luthien stole a Silmaril, Morgoth replaced it in his crown with ____."
- "Short cuts make delays but inns make _________ !"
- "Tolkien actually based ____ on ____."
- "Christopher Tolkien always lived in the shadow of his father's ____."

White Cards...

- Gandalf the Gray uncloaked!
- Sauron, ironically, wetting himself as Numenor sinks.
- Fat Hobbits!
- A large patch in the hollow of your left breast as bare as a snail out of its shell.
- One of those other Inklings nobody's ever heard of.
- Charles Williams letting everyone know that he wrote a book, too!
- Blowing the Horn of Gondor.

07-06-2014, 10:13 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I've got some ideas! Black Cards... - "If you say that again I shall get angry. Then you shall see _____." - "Turin faced tragedy yet again when he encountered _____." - "After Beren and Luthien stole a Silmaril, Morgoth replaced it in his crown with ____." - "Short cuts make delays but inns make _________ !" - "Tolkien actually based ____ on ____." - "Christopher Tolkien always lived in the shadow of his father's ____." White Cards... - Gandalf the Gray uncloaked! - Sauron, ironically, wetting himself as Numenor sinks. - Fat Hobbits! - A large patch in the hollow of your left breast as bare as a snail out of its shell. - One of those other Inklings nobody's ever heard of. - Charles Williams letting everyone know that he wrote a book, too! - Blowing the Horn of Gondor. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 07-06-2014 at 10:28 AM.