101 reasons why Samwise Gamgee is evil!

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Just think! If Sam had claimed the Ring as he considered, we'd all be serving the Potato Patch Lord of Middle Earth! BWHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Bow down before my day-lilies, you tiny mortals! None who criticise my creeping phlox shall see the light of day again! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

I must say, Lyta, yours is a post that is amusing, light-hearted, and respectful to the spirit of the character and LOTR. I think this is the kind of thing that everyone would appreciate seeing more of.