The orcs at the back

[Enorëiel]

Ha! These are great!!!

Ork # 387 stands still looking fierce. The other orks around him are sitting around trying to guess what he is.
Ork #124: "Uh...a rock?"
Ork #556: "No stupid...he's a warg!"
Ork #865: "Nah, I say he's Helm's Deep."
There is complete silence, and Ork #387 remains unmoving, still performing his act. The time eventually runs out.
Ork #387: "Y'all wrong. I was an ork! Y'all are idiots!"

I was thinking charades as well!! Either that or watching Orc Soap Operas... hey - you never know: Everyone needs a cry once in a while right and it's best to get it out BEFORE the battle.