hmm, it'd probably be all the old orcs, complaining ie:
call this a siege? back in my day we didn't have fancy gunpowder stuff to blow open a huge hole in the walls. We had to climb up it using only a small toothpick, which u'd then go on to use to kill half the men/elves with, before breaking it in half and so having to use a spoon. The younger generation today are only interested in how cool they look in their armour, we managed with just plain old steel in my day..why i once took out half a garison using only my breastplate......and so on...
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Yo Beam, Yo Dil It’s time to get ill !!! Light up the mic like a Silmaril, Frodo’s on the lam with Pippin and Sam But you can call him “Underhill.”
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