Eru forbid this...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Yes, Earendil and Elwing will have their twin sons, and the camera will swing in to focus on... a baby with a receeding hairline! Ahh!

Horrible mental images!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

The entire plot of the Silm will be replaced by "The Adventures of Legolas", a 48-hour epic in which Legolas kills Glaurung, recaptures all three Silmarils at the same time, makes obvious comments ("At the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, lots of people died"), and stunt-isizes.

Don't tell PJ - he might steal the idea...

Huon is basicly a giant Scooby Doo...

...and Sauron a giant...chihuahua! Or a giant eye-dog... *ponders on what an eye-dog might be*

• The War of Wrath will end in a catastrophic nuclear explosion that sinks Beleriand...(hey, someone has to use the nuke!)
  
• Galdor will disappear, and probably Hador, too.
  
• Melkor is...a giant nose!

Later days!
->Elenrod

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