Comedy Scenes: can you picture these scenes in your head?!

[Melephelwen]

Weee! I made my own! I made my own! Didn't think I could - and it's probably really bad, but here you go: [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DÛM

Gandalf: Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!
Balrog: Psst! It's the wrong line!
Gandalf: Huh?
Balrog: You're about to tell me I can't pass, and then I fall down and pull you with me.
Gandalf: Sleep Caradhras, be still, lie still -
Frodo: (interrupting) Gandaaaaalf! (In the sort of "Honestly!"-way)
Aragorn: You're supposed to say something about fire and Anor and Udûn and stuff like that. Tell him not to pass you, you know.
Gandalf: Oh, you mean the usual crap about the fires of Mount Doom, I say in every second scene?
Balrog: (May Eru save us!) Now just tell them to run away!
Gandalf: Er... run away?
Balrog grabs Gandalf and jumps into the chasm.
Fellowship runs off.