Hobbit Sex Ed

[Saraphim]

My dear Marileangorifurnimaluim,

My, you have a long name.

At any rate, I would like to congratulate you upon your fabulous dedication to your work. Many investigators have been turned back by the judicious frown of a Hobbit. Your assets to the field of Hobbit studies have given the Royal Library here in Minas Tirith a major step forward in the subject of Hobbits, who, after all, became the most celebrated heroes of our time.

It is my pleasure to invite you to publish your writings, and any future discoveries you might have, in our news, the Gondorian Wing. We publish four times per year, and it is read by nearly every mortal in the Reunited Kingdom, a fact that we are quite proud of.

Again, thank you for youor contribution, whether you choose to accept our offer or not.

With Kindness and Honor,
Palin Toradin,
Head Bookeeper of the Royal Library of the Reunited Kingdom
Editor-in-Chief of the Gondorian Wing