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07-27-2004, 02:12 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
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All these are funny!
Frodo- Dear Santa, (jingle included) All I want for Christmas is my finger back! Sauron- Dear Santa, can you please not give me coal this year? I've got more than enough to keep my eye going for the rest of my life! Legolas- Dear Santa, Can I have a mirror? I hate having to look in the pond.
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07-27-2004, 02:33 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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Balrog: Dear Father Christmas,
I know that I haven't been very nice this year but please, please give me those new wings with phosphorescent light effect that I saw in the christmas cataloque so we can show those annoying unbelievers! Sincerely yours, Balrog
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07-27-2004, 09:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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Treebeard,
please bring me an entwife I've been very good this year Pippin, Dear Santa I've run out of pipeweed....again please bring me more Gimli Santa please shave legalos's head he makes fun of my beard and I know you understand the beard is the entire look. Legalos, Dear Santa all I want for christmas is for you to let my people go
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07-28-2004, 06:14 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Posts: 84
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Frodo: Dear Santa, can I have that new-fangled ring making machine?
Sam: Dear Santa, please don't let Frodo get that new-fangled ring making machine I overheard him talking about. Merry: Dear Santa, can you please give Pippin a life supply of pipeweed? He's taken all of mine. And, can I have some duct tape to shut his mouth so I can have some of his pipeweed? Pippin: Dear Santa, please don't give Merry more duct tape like you did last year. And, can I have some more pipeweed?
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I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel.... |
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07-28-2004, 06:25 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf:
Dear Santa, Could you please bring me another staff this year? I broke mine again, & I can't seem to get another one like I'm usually able to... Thanks, Gandalf Gollum: Dear Fat One, You know what we wantss, oh yesss, preciouss. Our Chrisstmasss Present back, preciousss! Hungrily, Gollum |
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07-29-2004, 09:19 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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Pippin
Dear Santa, Please bring me more lembas I ate so much but I'm still not full! Aragorn, Santa everyone is convinced I need a bath please make me eternally clean like legalos so I don't get harrassed and so i don't need to go near the water!
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07-29-2004, 09:38 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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Screaming letters
The WitchKing:
Dear Santa: AAAAAAH EEEEEEEE! The Ring! EEEEEEE! AHHHHH! Celeborn: Dear Santa, Just get me away from Galadriel, she's driving me crazy! Galadriel always gets to say the good stuff, and me? I get to frown and stare off into space! I swear she's probably watching me right now with that mirror of hers. Actually, I'd be happy if she just didn't find out about this....
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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