What if's, franchises, and humor

[ninlaith]

It would be insanely hard to be a Middle-Earth real-estate agent. Imagine trying to sell a place like Moria.

Wheww we're finally here. Nice brisk little three day journey isn't it? As you can see it's very spacious and palace like. Plenty of room for everyone. There is a little Orc-infestation. You might want to call the Orc-in man for that. Now lets talk about insurance here. I think you want Balrog insurance, Orc-damage, and Invasion insurance. Oh and i must warn you about the Watcher. He's pretty docile unless you start throwing rocks in the water. Oh and if you ever find The doors of Durin again the password is Mellon. Now that's Mel-lon. Like the Elvish word not the mellon that you eat. So should we start the paperwork?