101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Fea of the P: I'm wearing these tiny tight shorts and no guys are drooling over me! What's the deal?! I'm hot! CHECK OUT MY LEGS, DANG IT!

I'll give you one point, phantom, I'd rather keel over and die than be caught saying that one. It just wouldn't happen.

As for:

I am drooling at you whats ur age chick

Clean up your drool. The age is too young, uninterested, and surrounded by a lot of the protective-older-brother types.

Fea