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10-13-2004, 09:29 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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How many Nazgul does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nine, one to screw it in and the rest to hunt down and destroy all lightbulbs... How many orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not known, they started fighting about who would screw it in... How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, their staffs work just fine... Ten Nazgul commandments: Thou shalt not put "Roar if you think I'm Sexy' stickers on fell beasts... Thou shalt not roar if thou seest a 'Roar if you think I'm sexy sticker'... Thou shalt not call thy fell beast a 'ride' nor use the phrase 'If the fell beast be a rockin' don't come a knockin'' Thou shalt not laugh at orcs... Thou shalt not push orcs into a river 'just for fun'... Thou shalt not hit orcs 'to see what noise it makes' Thou shalt not listen to 'Back in Black' before a battle... Thou shalt not sell thy fell beast for a car because 'it's so much more pimp'... Thou shalt not refer to orc seige towers as 'pimp wagons'... Thou shalt not refer to Sauron as 'the big black pimp' |
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