Hitchhiker's Guide to Middlearth

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Rivendell: A nice villa-type setting with adorable trees. Has a wonderful outview of nearby streams, forest and those Mostly Misty Mountains. Be sure to bring your TV guide and catch the latest Soap between some of the Dell's most heated family debates. If you find yourself alittle nosy, be prepared to face the rath of a PMSing Father dealing with a persistent son-in-law and one heck of a mopey daughter. Avoid councils madeup of a bunch of anal retentive elves and dwarves...


Bree: A small 'out-law' type setting with all the strings attached. Known for its wonderful Inns, Forgetful bartenders, and 'shady' guests... Midnight strolls are not advisable for the unequiped.

Ponies: Wonderfully useful creatures until you reach Mines... Then they can just get in the way with of their needs... Known to not be known to find their way home...