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Meneltarmacil · 02-15-2006, 01:44 PM

Fortunately, all the BDers had gone to Moria to see if Balrogs really had wings or not.

JennyHallu · 02-15-2006, 01:57 PM

Unfortunately, when they realized Balrogs had wings, but couldn't fly (they're cousins of dragons. Dragons got more wing and less fire, and Balrogs got more fire but less wings) half of them were so upset they tried to go home to sulk in their barrows, only it wasn't there.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-03-2006, 12:43 AM

. . . they talked about cricket instead.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2006, 12:55 AM

Unfortunately, by the end of it, most of them were just skeletons.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-03-2006, 02:47 AM

. . . Ainur and Watcher skeletons make good home decors for a cuttlefish.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-03-2006, 12:33 PM

Unfortunately for the cuttlefish, cuttlefish
skeletons make even better home decor
skeletons for Ainur and Watchers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2006, 12:36 PM

Fortunately, this paradox sent everyone back to normal and back to their homes.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-06-2006, 04:49 AM

. . . Gandalf did uncloak, and half of Gondor turned to stone.

The people, that is.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-06-2006, 09:52 AM

Fortunately, Eru contracted with Aslan to (unstone?)
that half of Gondor.

Glirdan · 03-06-2006, 02:18 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and destroyed the rest of Arda.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-18-2006, 01:09 AM

Unfortunately, Eru's wrath was induced when the producers of The hottest Steward made a special device that sets the viewer's television / palantir / whatever on fire when the season finally finished.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-19-2006, 01:43 PM

Fortunately for Eru, it turned out he had a
controlling interest in The Hottest Steward and
told the current producers: "You're Fired!"

High King Fingolfin · 07-19-2006, 05:38 PM

Unfortunately, the new producers were just the old producers in disguise.

Meneltarmacil · 07-19-2006, 08:14 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had reached Mount Doom and was about to drop the Ring in the fire while all this arguing over TV shows was going on.

mark12_30 · 07-19-2006, 08:21 PM

Unfortunately, nobody back in the Shire had a clue as to why Frodo's actions were important at all.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-30-2007, 02:21 PM

Fortunately, the evil elf was using only none lethal weapons without realising it and so killed no one.

Hammerhand · 07-30-2007, 03:00 PM

unfortunately the evil elf died.

lol

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-30-2007, 04:46 PM

Fortunately, the word 'lol' was an incantation that brought him back to life and made him give all the Hobbits a huge supply of cake and tea.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-30-2007, 10:40 PM

unfortunately, it was a huge EVIL supply of cake and tea

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-02-2007, 11:56 AM

Fortunately, Gollum had come by Bagend the day before
and invited himself and twelve friends back for an
EVIL supply of cake and tea party.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-02-2007, 11:57 AM

Oops! Duplicate copy.

02-15-2006, 01:44 PM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, all the BDers had gone to Moria to see if Balrogs really had wings or not. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-15-2006, 01:57 PM	#2
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, when they realized Balrogs had wings, but couldn't fly (they're cousins of dragons. Dragons got more wing and less fire, and Balrogs got more fire but less wings) half of them were so upset they tried to go home to sulk in their barrows, only it wasn't there. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

03-03-2006, 12:43 AM	#3
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . they talked about cricket instead. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-03-2006, 12:55 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, by the end of it, most of them were just skeletons. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-03-2006, 02:47 AM	#5
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Ainur and Watcher skeletons make good home decors for a cuttlefish. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-03-2006, 12:33 PM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the cuttlefish, cuttlefish skeletons make even better home decor skeletons for Ainur and Watchers. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-03-2006, 12:36 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this paradox sent everyone back to normal and back to their homes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-06-2006, 04:49 AM	#8
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Gandalf did uncloak, and half of Gondor turned to stone. The people, that is. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-06-2006, 09:52 AM	#9
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Eru contracted with Aslan to (unstone?) that half of Gondor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-06-2006, 02:18 PM	#10
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and destroyed the rest of Arda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-18-2006, 01:09 AM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Eru's wrath was induced when the producers of The hottest Steward made a special device that sets the viewer's television / palantir / whatever on fire when the season finally finished. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-19-2006, 01:43 PM	#12
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately for Eru, it turned out he had a controlling interest in The Hottest Steward and told the current producers: "You're Fired!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-19-2006, 05:38 PM	#13
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the new producers were just the old producers in disguise. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-19-2006, 08:14 PM	#14
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Frodo had reached Mount Doom and was about to drop the Ring in the fire while all this arguing over TV shows was going on. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-19-2006, 08:21 PM	#15
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Unfortunately, nobody back in the Shire had a clue as to why Frodo's actions were important at all. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-30-2007, 02:21 PM	#16
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the evil elf was using only none lethal weapons without realising it and so killed no one. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-30-2007, 03:00 PM	#17
Hammerhand Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dark side of the moon. Posts: 81	unfortunately the evil elf died. lol __________________ A great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.

07-30-2007, 04:46 PM	#18
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the word 'lol' was an incantation that brought him back to life and made him give all the Hobbits a huge supply of cake and tea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-30-2007, 10:40 PM	#19
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	unfortunately, it was a huge EVIL supply of cake and tea __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

08-02-2007, 11:56 AM	#20
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Gollum had come by Bagend the day before and invited himself and twelve friends back for an EVIL supply of cake and tea party. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-02-2007, 11:57 AM	#21
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Oops! Duplicate copy. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

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