Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

malkatoj · 04-07-2005, 04:10 PM

Treebeard: No junk foods, just earthly goods, I ate weird berries in the woods, Now I see colours, I'm getting higher...I think I'll start A FOREST FIRE!
(-Dead Kennedys, Forest Fire)

Orcs: WAR! (huh) What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!
(Some other band, some other song)

Gandalf: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid...(etc.)
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Sam: THAT'S an elf? Ohh, I wanted the short ones with the beards...

Legolas: I'm so jealous, Boromir is so much prettier than I.
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On second thought, the movies would be WAY funnier if the people said these things.

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04-07-2005, 04:10 PM	#32
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Treebeard: No junk foods, just earthly goods, I ate weird berries in the woods, Now I see colours, I'm getting higher...I think I'll start A FOREST FIRE! (-Dead Kennedys, Forest Fire) Orcs: WAR! (huh) What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! (Some other band, some other song) Gandalf: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid...(etc.) ................................................. Sam: THAT'S an elf? Ohh, I wanted the short ones with the beards... Legolas: I'm so jealous, Boromir is so much prettier than I. .................................................. On second thought, the movies would be WAY funnier if the people said these things.