Totaly inapropriate!

[eowyntje]

Originally Posted by luthien-elvenprincess

When Saruman rings up Sauron on the palantir, one of them should say "Can you hear me now...how about now...and now...?".
Or, as Saruman is making the call, a recorded voice should be heard asking him, "Would you like to donate some of your palantir minutes for the troops?"

There's a dutch perody on lord of the rings which goes kinda like that. Saruman rings sauron and the planatir says with a recorded voice: "Sauron, the dark Lord of mordor is not at home. Please leave a message after the beep. beeeeeeeeeeep"

I'd like to see Pippin take a gameboy with him on the quets and destrurb every serious moment with the bleeping of his gameboy.
Gandalf: "Drums, drums in the deep. <turns the page> We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out...They are coming."
Pippin: WEEEEEEEEEH! HIGHSCORE!

Also, when Saruman stands on his tower giving a speech to all the orc sin Isengaurd. He could say something silly like a highpitched 'I've got he power!' or 'can I hear a whoop whoo?'
damn, that's lame.