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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-27-2005, 07:49 AM

Less than impressed with Arwen's new punk image.

The Only Real Estel · 04-27-2005, 08:54 AM

Elrond: "You stole Glorifindel's horse & saved Frodo instead!?"
Gandalf: "What got into? You don't have creative license, you know."

Nimrodel_9 · 04-27-2005, 08:51 PM

Gandalf: Are you sure they're still impressed with this pic?

Merry: Whoa! Gandy really wanted that cake!!!

The Only Real Estel · 04-27-2005, 09:20 PM

Gandalf/Elrond pic:

Elrond: "Figwit! How many times do I have to tell you to stop filling the elven children's heads with silly nonsense about wargs? For the last times, they're basically wolves, not a cross between hyenas, lemmings, & warthogs!!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-27-2005, 11:45 PM

Merry: Maybe smoking a GIANT pipe was not such a good idea.

Pippin: What? Oooh! Whaa!

Bywaters · 04-28-2005, 04:34 AM

Merry and Pippin audition for the Black and White Minstrels

Lalwendë · 04-28-2005, 05:07 AM

Pippin: "I'm not going to visit Lalwende and davem any more, just look how smoky their house is."

Anguirel · 04-28-2005, 06:37 AM

One of Saruman's hobbit torturing fantasies.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-28-2005, 07:28 AM

Merry and Pippin wondered why their dates had stormed off without saying 'Hello'.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-28-2005, 07:45 AM

Pippen: "Wow, Miss Diamond makes a mean chili...I bet she'll win the cook-off contest!"
Merry: "Yeah, I'm still feeling the burn!"

The Only Real Estel · 04-28-2005, 07:55 AM

It was a tough lesson, but well learnerd: Never light up the 'ol pipe close to a cow.

Meela · 04-28-2005, 08:30 AM

Merry: Pip, are you sure those were candles you put on Bilbo's cake?

Pippin: Candles... they're the same thing as firecrackers, right?

04-28-2005, 08:32 AM

"When makeup artists strike back"

[loving the "cow" post - true, true]

Nimrodel_9 · 04-28-2005, 03:50 PM

Chim, chiminey
Chim, chiminey
Chim chim char-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be! .........

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 04-28-2005, 05:01 PM

The art of hobbit-stealth involves liberal use of black paint to camoflauge the face along with their trademark silent movements.

The art of the hobbit 'fro is altogether different and much more difficult to master.

THE Ka · 04-28-2005, 05:08 PM

Pippin and Merry try out for BraveHeart....

~

Ka

The Only Real Estel · 04-28-2005, 05:19 PM

(Talking Offscreen) Gandalf: Here, pass this around, it's the mirvor, the cordial of Imladris. One small sip is enough to keep a grown man on his feet for a full day. Hmm...seems to be lighter than it was earlier..."

Merry (whispering): "How many gulps did you have, Pip?"

Pippin: "Four."

Gurthang · 04-28-2005, 09:37 PM

Merry and Pippin learned about electricity when they stuck keys into a light socket. Needless to say, Pippin's head, which had a positive charge, was violently drawn into Merry's negative head. They were both knocked senseless.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-29-2005, 10:19 AM

Merry and Pippin decide to start a Mars Volta covers band.

Mithalwen · 04-29-2005, 11:02 AM

Merry and Pippin had a blast at Galstonbury - despite the mud it had everything a hobbit could wish for - low level accommodation, music, dancing, lots to eat and drink and some really interesting pipeweed

Nimrodel_9 · 04-29-2005, 11:21 AM

Nope, that wasn't the right wire!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-29-2005, 01:33 PM

Pippin: I think this pic has sufficiently blown up in our faces.
Merry: So here’s a new one!

Gandalf: Damnation! I dropped my keys!

04-29-2005, 01:37 PM

Legolas: And further on down, you can see as the strata....
Bucket: I HAVE NO LEGS!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-29-2005, 01:42 PM

Legolas: Don't you think you over reacted?

Gandalf: Of course not! He was being a fool of a Took!

Firefoot · 04-29-2005, 01:47 PM

Gandalf: There they are! The drums in the deep!

Legolas: ...? But that's a marching band.

Mithalwen · 04-29-2005, 01:52 PM

legolas : when the agent said indoor plumbing this isn't quite what I expected....

Esgallhugwen · 04-29-2005, 03:30 PM

Gandalf: It's down there.
Gimli: *gulp* down there?
Gandalf: Yep
Gimli: Very dangerous, you go first *motions to Legolas*
Legolas: I hate snakes.

or

Gandalf: And you just hold the torch over like so *lights on fire*
Legolas: wow how'd you do that?
Gandalf: Balrog farts.
*Gimli leans over*
Gandalf: I wouldn't do that Gimli son of Gloin
Gimli: oh and why not? *beard catches on fire*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-29-2005, 03:46 PM

The Quest takes an unexpected turn as Frodo turns into an ant.

wilwarin538 · 04-29-2005, 04:02 PM

Leggy: My God , he's climbing.

Nimrodel_9 · 04-29-2005, 04:32 PM

Legolas: Uhhh...
Gandalf: When I told him to throw himself in next time I didn't really mean it...

Lalwendë · 04-29-2005, 04:57 PM

Gandalf: "I think this is where I lost my contact lens. Legolas, do your elf eyes see it?"

wilwarin538 · 04-29-2005, 05:03 PM

Gandalf: I agree, I think this will be a perfect place for us to bungee jump.

Formendacil · 04-29-2005, 05:17 PM

Behind the scenes of the Gondolin movie:

Director(andalf):"And this, Glorfindel, is where you fall to your death taking the Balrog with you. We'll have to do it in one take, because you won't be around for another couple thousand years for us to do another."

Glorfindel(egolas): "I don't remember signing my life away for this movie! Why don't YOU play the Balrog-killer who gets killed?"

Director(andalf): "I did that last time. It's your turn."

Gil-Galad · 04-29-2005, 05:17 PM

Legolas Singing: 7 fellowship along the wall, 7 fellowship along the wall, you push one down *Sam screams* 6 fellowship along the wall left!

Gandalf: stop doing that!

The Elf-warrior · 04-29-2005, 06:10 PM

Only Legolas could see the drums in the deep.

Oddwen · 04-29-2005, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Only Legolas could see the drums in the deep.

(The Elf-warrior)

Leggy: Hmm, Pearl Custom...possibly a Tama snare...14 inch...nope, a fifteen inch snare...and are those Titanium Zildjian cymbals???

Gandalf: He's babbling again.

Boromir: Want me to whomp him?

Lhunardawen · 04-30-2005, 01:29 AM

Ditch the mortals!

Lalwendë · 04-30-2005, 04:24 AM

Middle Earth construction workers were often distracted by the sight of Arwen:

Gimli: "Over 'ere darlin!"
Legolas: "Cor, look at them ears!"
Gandalf: "Give us a wiggle love!"

Anguirel · 04-30-2005, 11:18 AM

Gimli: This ladder is marginalising me. Where's my axe?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-30-2005, 12:38 PM

Upon losing Frodo to the abyss, Gandalf wished he had taken Legolas' warnings about casually throwing away his banana peel a bit more seriously.

04-27-2005, 07:49 AM	#4921
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Less than impressed with Arwen's new punk image. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-27-2005, 08:51 PM	#4923
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Gandalf: Are you sure they're still impressed with this pic? Merry: Whoa! Gandy really wanted that cake!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-27-2005, 11:45 PM	#4925
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry: Maybe smoking a GIANT pipe was not such a good idea. Pippin: What? Oooh! Whaa! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-28-2005, 04:34 AM	#4926
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Merry and Pippin audition for the Black and White Minstrels __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-28-2005, 05:07 AM	#4927
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "I'm not going to visit Lalwende and davem any more, just look how smoky their house is." __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-27-2005, 08:54 AM	#4922
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elrond: "You stole Glorifindel's horse & saved Frodo instead!?" Gandalf: "What got into? You don't have creative license, you know."

04-27-2005, 09:20 PM	#4924
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf/Elrond pic: Elrond: "Figwit! How many times do I have to tell you to stop filling the elven children's heads with silly nonsense about wargs? For the last times, they're basically wolves, not a cross between hyenas, lemmings, & warthogs!!!"

04-28-2005, 06:37 AM	#4928
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Oh dear... One of Saruman's hobbit torturing fantasies. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-28-2005, 07:28 AM	#4929
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Merry and Pippin wondered why their dates had stormed off without saying 'Hello'. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-28-2005, 07:45 AM	#4930
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Pippen: "Wow, Miss Diamond makes a mean chili...I bet she'll win the cook-off contest!" Merry: "Yeah, I'm still feeling the burn!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-28-2005, 07:55 AM	#4931
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	It was a tough lesson, but well learnerd: Never light up the 'ol pipe close to a cow.

04-28-2005, 08:30 AM	#4932
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Merry: Pip, are you sure those were candles you put on Bilbo's cake? Pippin: Candles... they're the same thing as firecrackers, right? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-28-2005, 08:32 AM	#4933
Angmar Guest Posts: n/a	"When makeup artists strike back" [loving the "cow" post - true, true]

04-28-2005, 03:50 PM	#4934
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	I love the commentaries... Chim, chiminey Chim, chiminey Chim chim char-ee! A sweep is as lucky As lucky can be! ......... __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-28-2005, 05:01 PM	#4935
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	Hobbit hygiene 101 The art of hobbit-stealth involves liberal use of black paint to camoflauge the face along with their trademark silent movements. The art of the hobbit 'fro is altogether different and much more difficult to master. __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

04-28-2005, 05:08 PM	#4936
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Pippin and Merry try out for BraveHeart.... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-28-2005, 05:19 PM	#4937
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	(Talking Offscreen) Gandalf: Here, pass this around, it's the mirvor, the cordial of Imladris. One small sip is enough to keep a grown man on his feet for a full day. Hmm...seems to be lighter than it was earlier..." Merry (whispering): "How many gulps did you have, Pip?" Pippin: "Four."

04-28-2005, 09:37 PM	#4938
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Merry and Pippin learned about electricity when they stuck keys into a light socket. Needless to say, Pippin's head, which had a positive charge, was violently drawn into Merry's negative head. They were both knocked senseless. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 04-29-2005 at 11:12 AM. Reason: Seems I was behind. I accidentally made a caption for something a couple pages back.

04-29-2005, 10:19 AM	#4939
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Merry and Pippin decide to start a Mars Volta covers band. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-29-2005, 11:02 AM	#4940
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Merry and Pippin had a blast at Galstonbury - despite the mud it had everything a hobbit could wish for - low level accommodation, music, dancing, lots to eat and drink and some really interesting pipeweed __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-29-2005, 11:21 AM	#4941
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Nope, that wasn't the right wire! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-29-2005, 01:33 PM	#4942
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: I think this pic has sufficiently blown up in our faces. Merry: So here’s a new one! Gandalf: Damnation! I dropped my keys! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-29-2005, 01:37 PM	#4943
Angmar Guest Posts: n/a	Legolas: And further on down, you can see as the strata.... Bucket: I HAVE NO LEGS!

04-29-2005, 01:42 PM	#4944
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: Don't you think you over reacted? Gandalf: Of course not! He was being a fool of a Took! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-29-2005, 01:47 PM	#4945
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Doom, doom. Gandalf: There they are! The drums in the deep! Legolas: ...? But that's a marching band.

04-29-2005, 01:52 PM	#4946
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	legolas : when the agent said indoor plumbing this isn't quite what I expected.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-29-2005, 03:30 PM	#4947
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Gandalf: It's down there. Gimli: gulp down there? Gandalf: Yep Gimli: Very dangerous, you go first motions to Legolas Legolas: I hate snakes. or Gandalf: And you just hold the torch over like so lights on fire Legolas: wow how'd you do that? Gandalf: Balrog farts. Gimli leans over Gandalf: I wouldn't do that Gimli son of Gloin Gimli: oh and why not? beard catches on fire __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-29-2005, 03:46 PM	#4948
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Quest takes an unexpected turn as Frodo turns into an ant. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-29-2005, 04:02 PM	#4949
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Princess Bride rocks! Leggy: My God , he's climbing. Last edited by wilwarin538; 04-29-2005 at 04:12 PM.

04-29-2005, 04:32 PM	#4950
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Poor Pippin... Legolas: Uhhh... Gandalf: When I told him to throw himself in next time I didn't really mean it... __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-29-2005, 04:57 PM	#4951
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: "I think this is where I lost my contact lens. Legolas, do your elf eyes see it?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-29-2005, 05:03 PM	#4952
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Gandalf: I agree, I think this will be a perfect place for us to bungee jump.

04-29-2005, 05:17 PM	#4953
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Behind the scenes of the Gondolin movie: Director(andalf):"And this, Glorfindel, is where you fall to your death taking the Balrog with you. We'll have to do it in one take, because you won't be around for another couple thousand years for us to do another." Glorfindel(egolas): "I don't remember signing my life away for this movie! Why don't YOU play the Balrog-killer who gets killed?" Director(andalf): "I did that last time. It's your turn." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-29-2005, 05:17 PM	#4954
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Legolas Singing: 7 fellowship along the wall, 7 fellowship along the wall, you push one down Sam screams 6 fellowship along the wall left! Gandalf: stop doing that! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed. Last edited by Gil-Galad; 05-04-2005 at 03:58 PM.

04-29-2005, 06:10 PM	#4955
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Only Legolas could see the drums in the deep. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-30-2005, 01:29 AM	#4957
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Ditch the mortals!