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06-01-2005, 03:43 AM
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Alive without breath
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Unfortunately, the Valar had no concept of time, and by the time they sent the four heroes back to Rivendel, it was now a combined casino and brothel.
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06-01-2005, 03:55 AM
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Fortunately there was a bookshop nearby, and Pippin picked up a copy of Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits learnt, to their surprise, that they had saved the world via a completely different, and rather more sensible, course of events than the ones they had actually experienced...
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06-01-2005, 07:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Unfortunately it was Lord of the Rings on tape read out by Woody Allen
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06-01-2005, 07:48 AM
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Alive without breath
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Fortunately, this did not mean anything to the Hobbits.
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06-01-2005, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
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Unfortunately while they were listening to the story they got run over by a bus, which for some reason had careened out of control into the casino which was once Rivendell.
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06-01-2005, 03:00 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Esgaroth
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Fortunately the bus was made of cheese so very little damage was done.
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06-01-2005, 03:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, it was made of the Evil Killer Cheese of Doom, which was even worse than a normal bus.
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