If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Vinyacoriel · 06-07-2005, 11:27 PM

Well, first I'd scream like crazy and then start asking them all these questions like, "did you fight the fellowship" "if so, how did you survive"... and they'd be so confused that they wouldn't see me calling up my friend to get his girlfriend's army of penguins that will one day dominate the earth (long story, don't ask) and after they all die, I'd get my one ring and when I use it the witchking will come and kill me, but the hobbits will live on and rule the world!!!!!

Gil-Galad · 06-08-2005, 07:15 AM

Direct them to the nearest "How to save your mone fast" Seminar, thus making them bankrupt by the pyramid-sceme and making then into hobos...

yavanna II · 06-09-2005, 05:30 AM

Summon Anakin Skywalker to my side with my thought the way I summoned those orcs...

Kitanna · 06-09-2005, 09:29 AM

If 200,000 orcs showed up on my doorstep...
1) If it were me I'd get the fetal position and cry
2) If I were my alter ego I'd kill them all in a blaze of glory
3) If I was without sleep for a few days I'd call upon Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gandalf and have them kill them in a blaze of glory

WaynetheGoblin · 07-26-2005, 07:40 PM

ID RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A LITTEL GIRL.

High King Fingolfin · 07-27-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

1) If it were me I'd get the fetal position and cry 2) If I were my alter ego I'd kill them all in a blaze of glory 3) If I was without sleep for a few days I'd call upon Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gandalf and have them kill them in a blaze of glory

Good Idea! I think I would definitely do the first. Or run outside waving a letter opener shouting ELENDILLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Annalaliath · 07-27-2005, 05:12 PM

i would still be thrashing at them with my frying pan...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2008, 03:09 AM

I'd ask them if they thought they were paying too much for their car insureance...

OR

Say, "I'm not in at the moment; please leave a message after the beep... BEEP!"

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-15-2008, 01:10 PM

I'd just ask them if they'd like to go swimming, and then take them to the inlet by the mud flats and let them go out there...(and if you know anything about mud flats, you know what happens next)

06-07-2005, 11:27 PM	#1
Vinyacoriel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 59	What to do.... what to do....? Well, first I'd scream like crazy and then start asking them all these questions like, "did you fight the fellowship" "if so, how did you survive"... and they'd be so confused that they wouldn't see me calling up my friend to get his girlfriend's army of penguins that will one day dominate the earth (long story, don't ask) and after they all die, I'd get my one ring and when I use it the witchking will come and kill me, but the hobbits will live on and rule the world!!!!! __________________ So there's this totally awsome Ring and there's some lord of it who i think isn't Frodo, but hey, it's a trillogy of tales so rock on!!! Last edited by Vinyacoriel; 06-07-2005 at 11:35 PM.

06-08-2005, 07:15 AM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Direct them to the nearest "How to save your mone fast" Seminar, thus making them bankrupt by the pyramid-sceme and making then into hobos... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-09-2005, 09:29 AM	#4
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	If 200,000 orcs showed up on my doorstep... 1) If it were me I'd get the fetal position and cry 2) If I were my alter ego I'd kill them all in a blaze of glory 3) If I was without sleep for a few days I'd call upon Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gandalf and have them kill them in a blaze of glory __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-27-2005, 05:12 PM	#7
Annalaliath Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 380	i would still be thrashing at them with my frying pan... __________________ Bloody Stumps!!!

08-15-2008, 03:09 AM	#8
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I'd ask them if they thought they were paying too much for their car insureance... OR Say, "I'm not in at the moment; please leave a message after the beep... BEEP!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-09-2005, 05:30 AM	#3
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	Summon Anakin Skywalker to my side with my thought the way I summoned those orcs...

07-26-2005, 07:40 PM	#5
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	ID RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A LITTEL GIRL.

08-15-2008, 01:10 PM	#9
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	I'd just ask them if they'd like to go swimming, and then take them to the inlet by the mud flats and let them go out there...(and if you know anything about mud flats, you know what happens next) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode