The *new* Barrow Downs photo page!

[the phantom]

Fea will be quite upset when she hears.

Oh, yes, I'm sure she will be. But she had it coming. True she gave me a "yes", but she keeps putting it off. In January she said "as soon as I graduate", then in March she changed it to "after I turn 18 in August", and now she says "after I get my degree".

After that, I'm sure it will be "after I get a new job", and then "after I get my big promotion", and then "after I retire".

I just can't take that torture any more.

But honey, you must understand that if you want to make a pack of cubs, the distance might be an issue...

But I proposed a solution to that. Every other weekend, have your friends pack you in a box and mail you to me. On the other weekends I'll do the same.

What is your objection to that?

(I'm not sure you should answer that, I suspect we're rather close to receiving a slap from the mods for being off topic)