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06-24-2005, 07:39 AM
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Shadow of Starlight
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Fortunately, chasm-dwelling balrogs and the like aren't really such bad chaps as the media makes them out to be; so, after stopping for a consoling cuppa with one of not-a-bad-chap-after-all balrogs, Gandalph, refreshed, set off after Frodo and co.
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06-24-2005, 07:48 AM
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Alive without breath
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Unfortunately, Gandalph was an evil impersonator of Gandalf! And he was out to kill them all! *Dramatic music*
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06-24-2005, 08:05 AM
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Riveting Ribbiter
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Fortunately, an army of non-evil Elvis impersonators was on its way to battle evil-Gandalph.
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06-24-2005, 08:07 AM
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Unfortunately, Gandalph was too powerful for them.
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06-24-2005, 11:39 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Fortunately he was not powerful enough to defeat the evil Elvis impersonators who had secretly followed the non-evil ones and then sang off-key until Gandalph collapsed in a heap.
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06-24-2005, 02:07 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortuantely Gandalf's good-nature went and helped the Evil Gandalph(Gandalf is deaf
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06-24-2005, 02:25 PM
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Pipe! Pipe! Pipe!... and so on.
Fortunately, Gandalf had some magic 'hear ye again' lotion, which he put on his ears and soon realised that what Gandalph was muttering was pure evil!
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