If Bilbo would give you a gift....

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Fantastic thread idea.

Let's see... if he was subtley commenting on my bad habits...

For you, and you alone.

With exact replicas of several items of clothing that do not belong to me, but have crept into the drawers of my dresser. *looks down at jeans she's got on*

If he was trying to be genuinely helpful, he would give me several clerks to handle my paperwork. *mutters bitterly about a paper that is highly important, and yet nowhere to be found*