The Future of the Downs

[Orominuialwen]

I predict that one day this forum will contain 1,000,000 posts. The current count is at 335,933, and will become 335,934 once I submit this post.

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by tgwbs

Lhunardawen will eventually be a werewolf, allowing a whole load of lunar-Lhuna jokes and puns to be made.

Just think of the deaths one could come up with!

The Books and Mirth and the whole forum will be filled with poll threads, and every BDer will look to polls for a highly effective method of reconciling ideas under debate.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Maybe Inktomi Slurp Spider will rise from the dead and lead his spider minions to Great Battle with The Barrow-Wight, who had originally killed him (with the aid of Galadriel) and taken his lands.

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Eomer

Maybe Inktomi Slurp Spider will rise from the dead and lead his spider minions to Great Battle with The Barrow-Wight, who had originally killed him (with the aid of Galadriel) and taken his lands.

Nay, by the omnipotence of the great Barrow-Wight, forever they shall remain as wandering critters.

Roggie of Morgoth will become a more active BDer, scaling the heights of rep points by the sheer allure of his black eyeliner.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

I believe, as does Eomer, that a day shall come when Inktomi is no longer afraid of Galadriel's Phial. [S]he shall rise again, and, with the aid of BaiDu Bot and MSNBot (perhaps Googlebot as well?) with their legions of Guests, they will conquer the worl-- I mean 'Downs.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The eyeliner trend will sweep the Downs and mark12_30 will chuckle long and loud.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

I believe that one day, in a time not so far from never, Eomer and Mario will reconcile their differences and Mario will appear in avatar form as a token of Eomer's affection.

I believe that a wave of foreign language signatures will entirely wipe out WW ones...at least until the next game (fully of quotable members, as it were) ends. Those who actually go through the trouble of translating these signatures will stare in wonder. They will, with any luck, keep their findings secret. They will keep them safe. And not in the Shire.

I believe that all of the photos on Tig's page will systematically be replaced by artistically enhanced versions.

I believe that one day, one of our members will step forward and admit to being Christopher Lee. Actually, I believe that if Saruman's alter ego were a member, he'd never reveal his identity for fear of either becoming the center of attention for such great portrayal of Saruman, or the center of attention because he's a fan and should have told PJ where to stuff some of his less brilliant ideas (why, oh why, did Arwen have to steal Glorfindel's horse?).

Speaking of that, I believe that I should head over to Esty's thread and post how I believe that Sharku is Christopher Lee.