Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

wilwarin538 · 07-25-2005, 03:25 PM

Fortunately she chocked to death at her I-took-over-the-world feast.

Kath · 07-25-2005, 03:29 PM

Unfortunately she choked on the Ring so it was now inside her stomach.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2005, 03:39 PM

Fortunately, Sam came along and cut Shelob up and the Ring fell out!

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2005, 03:58 PM

Unfortunately, Sam claimed the Ring for himself and stole all the taters in the entire world! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Gurthang · 07-25-2005, 08:46 PM

Fortunately, he got so fat from all those taters that the Ring wouldn't fit on his finger anymore.

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2005, 09:39 PM

Unfortunately, as mentioned elsewhere on this forum, the Ring could and did change size to fit its bearer.

THE Ka · 07-25-2005, 11:57 PM

Fortunately, the ring was self-concious and said: "I'm soooo fat! And it's all your fault!" and upon those words, it rolled off into the nearest salon/psychiatrist office to work its feelings out, and purchase a new pair of nails with little eye balls and rose buds on them. Oh! Don't they look so pretty?

~ Ka

07-25-2005, 03:25 PM	#1
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately she chocked to death at her I-took-over-the-world feast. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-25-2005, 03:29 PM	#2
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately she choked on the Ring so it was now inside her stomach. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-25-2005, 03:39 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Sam came along and cut Shelob up and the Ring fell out! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2005, 03:58 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Sam claimed the Ring for himself and stole all the taters in the entire world! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2005, 08:46 PM	#5
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fortunately, he got so fat from all those taters that the Ring wouldn't fit on his finger anymore. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-25-2005, 09:39 PM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, as mentioned elsewhere on this forum, the Ring could and did change size to fit its bearer. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2005, 11:57 PM	#7
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the ring was self-concious and said: "I'm soooo fat! And it's all your fault!" and upon those words, it rolled off into the nearest salon/psychiatrist office to work its feelings out, and purchase a new pair of nails with little eye balls and rose buds on them. Oh! Don't they look so pretty? ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

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