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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 12:29 PM

This took me a few minuets and I'm not completly happy with it, but its the best I could do in a rush...

Now includes real gun.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-30-2006, 12:32 PM

Buy one NOW!

Special offer! Only £100,000! ($176,000, €146,000)! While stocks last.

Farael · 01-30-2006, 01:29 PM

Action figures are things of the past! In this era of computers and rapidly appearing-and-becoming-obsolete game platforms The B@rrow Company presents...

Simulated Werewolf!

Just plug in your computer and play!
-Choose the participants. Should you go with the smart loudmouths? Should you choose quiet yet reliable fellows? Should you mix n match?
-Assign roles. Who should be a werewolf? who will be the most shocking seer?
-Click on "Start" and watch them bite their heads off during the day, while the werewolfs silently eat them at night!.

(Batteries not included, side effects may include lack of sleep, headaches, incredible levels of confusion and a tendency to suspect everyone else but you)

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Kids, it's Winter time!! and you know what Winter is for, right?

Canadian Barrowdowners fun!!!
Come in ever increasing numbers. Have one build an Igloo for you! Get a bunch of them to pull you around in your dog-sled! Get them all together and watch them make plans for a chat night and possibly a convention somewhere in the middle of Canada (aka Winnipeg, but no one really knows where that may be)

If you call now a special "Prairies" edition will be mailed to you just as soon as we manage to thaw the storage-room door.
-These special barrowdowners will "Summer-nate" (Like hibernate but during summer)
-Watch them freeze their rear-ends off as they think they can walk to the bus stop... after all, -35 degrees is not THAT cold

Lalwendë · 01-30-2006, 05:34 PM

Hookbill has inspired the boffins at Barrow-downs products to make a new addition to their fabulous line of products.

New! Barrow-downs Monopoly!

Now you too can join in the madness as you fight your way around the board earning rep and trying to avoid those thorny topics of contention. Buy out hot properties such as "Do Balrogs Have Wings" and watch with joy as your pals land on the square and have to hand all their points over to you!

Now with all-new playing pieces! No more single silver boot! This game comes complete with lovingly crafted playing pieces crafted from the finest plastic to resemble those renowned Barrow-downs icons - the pair of yellow boots, the little pipe, the mug of ale, the white hand, the green thumbs-aloft and of course, that eerie blue sword!

Barrow-downs products have even dealt with the thorny issue of obsolescence so common with special edition games. All the coloured squares come with wipe-clean, cling-film-stuff names, which can be moved and replaced as rep standings go up and down! The game even comes with little sticky-thingies of all members so all eventualities are covered.

*Disclaimer* Barrow-downs products reserves the right not to be sued if new members such as Zarg The Merciless appear and suddenly shoot up the ratings overnight. There is not a Zarg The Merciless sticker and there will not be.

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-30-2006, 08:28 PM

*** NEW FROM MOULDY BARROW GAMES!***

Barrow downs Guess Who?

The players each select one of the Barrow Downs characters featured on the board and then take it in turns to ask questions of their opponent in an effort to narrow down his or her selected character.

Ask questions such as:

Is your Downer female?
Does your Downer wear a hood?
Is your Downer an abstract symbol?
Does your Downer believe that Eru is God?

and the ever popular

Does your Downer believe that The Hobbit should be excluded from the Legendarium?

Be the first to guess your opponent's Barrow Downer and win!

Only $65 from Mouldy Barrow Games. Order now and receive Barrow Downs Top Trumps free!

Formendacil · 01-30-2006, 10:35 PM

Lalwende, that is HILARIOUS!!!

Seriously, that's the most awesome thing since Abercrombie's Periodic Table.

And I'm most flattered to be in the same set as Davem and the Saucepan Man. Although I suspect that the three of us together would be hard-pressed to find a topic we could agree on.

And what's with putting us on the cheap side of the board, by the way?

Lhunardawen · 01-30-2006, 10:46 PM

With Nilp and Oddwen eh, Lal? Have I become that crazy?

Gil-Galad · 01-30-2006, 10:47 PM

Thos barcelets, you know how they have different colour, yellow for Lance Armstrong and Cancer, Purple for Terry Fox and so on, they could have barcelets for Perky's Downaholic Anonymus, which one do you support?

09-04-2005, 12:29 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This took me a few minuets and I'm not completly happy with it, but its the best I could do in a rush... Now includes real gun. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-30-2006, 12:32 PM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Everyone will want one Buy one NOW! Special offer! Only £100,000! ($176,000, €146,000)! While stocks last. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-30-2006, 01:29 PM	#3
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Action figures are things of the past! In this era of computers and rapidly appearing-and-becoming-obsolete game platforms The B@rrow Company presents... Simulated Werewolf! Just plug in your computer and play! -Choose the participants. Should you go with the smart loudmouths? Should you choose quiet yet reliable fellows? Should you mix n match? -Assign roles. Who should be a werewolf? who will be the most shocking seer? -Click on "Start" and watch them bite their heads off during the day, while the werewolfs silently eat them at night!. (Batteries not included, side effects may include lack of sleep, headaches, incredible levels of confusion and a tendency to suspect everyone else but you) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kids, it's Winter time!! and you know what Winter is for, right? Canadian Barrowdowners fun!!! Come in ever increasing numbers. Have one build an Igloo for you! Get a bunch of them to pull you around in your dog-sled! Get them all together and watch them make plans for a chat night and possibly a convention somewhere in the middle of Canada (aka Winnipeg, but no one really knows where that may be) If you call now a special "Prairies" edition will be mailed to you just as soon as we manage to thaw the storage-room door. -These special barrowdowners will "Summer-nate" (Like hibernate but during summer) -Watch them freeze their rear-ends off as they think they can walk to the bus stop... after all, -35 degrees is not THAT cold __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-30-2006, 10:35 PM	#6
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Lalwende, that is HILARIOUS!!! Seriously, that's the most awesome thing since Abercrombie's Periodic Table. And I'm most flattered to be in the same set as Davem and the Saucepan Man. Although I suspect that the three of us together would be hard-pressed to find a topic we could agree on. And what's with putting us on the cheap side of the board, by the way? __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-30-2006, 10:47 PM	#8
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Thos barcelets, you know how they have different colour, yellow for Lance Armstrong and Cancer, Purple for Terry Fox and so on, they could have barcelets for Perky's Downaholic Anonymus, which one do you support? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-30-2006, 10:46 PM	#7
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	With Nilp and Oddwen eh, Lal? Have I become that crazy?

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