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09-19-2005, 06:43 AM
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Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit and the characters were now very, very angry.
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09-19-2005, 09:11 AM
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Alive without breath
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Fortunately, they soon found that the Orcs were so blinded by greed that they would accept these counterfeit monies. So now the Dwarves bought back Moria and everyone else paid the Orcs to go away for a million years.
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09-19-2005, 06:50 PM
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Energetic Essence
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Unfourtunately, everyone knows that Orcs are a bunch of lieing, kinivng idiots and that they wouldn't go away. So instead, they told them that if they jumped into Mount Doom, they'd find the money. So they did.
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09-19-2005, 08:24 PM
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Fortunatly Aragorn was greedy also, and found himself falling along with the orcs down into MOunt Doom
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09-19-2005, 11:58 PM
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Unfortunately, the wheels were fixed and the engine working and Mount Zoom sped off into the night before anyone could jump into the lava.
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09-20-2005, 05:15 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Fortunately Mount Zoom was build over an endless time vortex and all the orcs (plus Aragorn) fell in it.
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09-20-2005, 12:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Unfortunately, this had zapped them back to a time before the world had actually existed, and Aragorn was now seriously in need of oxygen.
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