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09-24-2005, 03:13 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, the Balrog ate Tom and everyone else.
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09-24-2005, 03:15 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Fourtunately, the Balrog didn't like the fact that he ate Bombadil, even if his singing was annoying, so, since Bombadil was the first person he ate, he spit everyone out agian.
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09-24-2005, 03:21 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, most of them were half chewed
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09-24-2005, 04:02 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Fortunately Gothmog (The pink orc) had buddies to hang out with now.
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09-24-2005, 05:28 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Unfortunatly, he too was turned into a Maia, and was whisked off to Valinor, where he read poetry to the Vanyar
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09-24-2005, 05:30 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
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fortunately it was good poetry so Gothmog never bothered anyone again
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09-24-2005, 07:16 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Unfortunately, Eru became sick of poetry, he said it stirred up too much emotion and expelled Gothmog to Elba and anyone else who dared write/tell poetry.
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