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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-27-2005, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions.

Happy 300 Crazy Captions post, Eomer!

On to a caption;

Pippin: Wouldn't it be funny if Faramir nodded his head now?

Gurthang · 09-28-2005, 01:01 AM

Denethor: "Wow! I can see my reflection in his eye!"

OR

Pippin: "Well, it's nice that you all are building me a hut, but why is Faramir lying on top of it?"

OR

Pippin: "So, uh, what's through that Black Door of Nothingness?"

OR

Pippin: "Anything I can do to help?"
Guard: "Yes, you'll make excellant kindling."

OR

Guy with torch: "Hey, look at me! I've got a cool torch!"
Guard #1: "Well, uh...uhm.... I've got a bundle of twigs!"
Guy #1: "Oh, yeah!" *picks up a couple bundles* "Well I've got two!"
*Mad rush for the newest collectable craze: bundled twigs*
Guy with torch: "Well, I still have a torch!"
Guard #1: "Oh, that is so five minutes ago! Bundled twigs are in!"

OR

Denethor is having a staring match with the unconcious Faramir.

Boromir88 · 09-28-2005, 05:03 AM

The wolves take their next victim during the night.

Lhunardawen · 09-28-2005, 06:23 AM

Denethor had always wanted to stage Sleeping Beauty.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-28-2005, 06:45 AM

The Rath Dinen spa.

The Only Real Estel · 09-28-2005, 07:15 AM

The punishment for 'disloyalty': Listen to Hoobastank's The Reason once or lie on a bed of razor-sharp pieces of wood for three days. Most people choose the wood.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-28-2005, 09:28 AM

Faramir had held strong throughout torture in the comfy chair, but how long would he last in.....the soft bed!

09-28-2005, 01:01 AM	#2
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor: "Wow! I can see my reflection in his eye!" OR Pippin: "Well, it's nice that you all are building me a hut, but why is Faramir lying on top of it?" OR Pippin: "So, uh, what's through that Black Door of Nothingness?" OR Pippin: "Anything I can do to help?" Guard: "Yes, you'll make excellant kindling." OR Guy with torch: "Hey, look at me! I've got a cool torch!" Guard #1: "Well, uh...uhm.... I've got a bundle of twigs!" Guy #1: "Oh, yeah!" picks up a couple bundles "Well I've got two!" Mad rush for the newest collectable craze: bundled twigs Guy with torch: "Well, I still have a torch!" Guard #1: "Oh, that is so five minutes ago! Bundled twigs are in!" OR Denethor is having a staring match with the unconcious Faramir. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-28-2005, 05:03 AM	#3
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	The wolves take their next victim during the night. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-28-2005, 06:45 AM	#5
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	For those tired, tired people. The Rath Dinen spa. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-28-2005, 09:28 AM	#7
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Faramir had held strong throughout torture in the comfy chair, but how long would he last in.....the soft bed! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

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09-28-2005, 06:23 AM	#4
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Denethor had always wanted to stage Sleeping Beauty.

09-28-2005, 07:15 AM	#6
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The punishment for 'disloyalty': Listen to Hoobastank's The Reason once or lie on a bed of razor-sharp pieces of wood for three days. Most people choose the wood.