Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish ents were fireproof

Your wish is granted. But they decide to play water polo in mount Doom and end up filling it up with empty cans and so Frodo cant' destroy the Ring.

I wish Gandalf was around today.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish Gandalf was around today.

Your wish is granted. Gandalf is still around, in fact he is right behind you. He convinces you to give your computer to your nephew because it is 'The One Computer To Rule Them All'. You then depart to Linux while your nephew must go to the Microsoft HQ to destroy 'The One Computer To Rule Them All'.

I wish Aragorn was a Jedi Master.

[wilwarin538]

I wish Aragorn was a Jedi Master.

Your wish is granted. But he wants to go back into space so Gondor has no king.

(not very good I know )

I wish the ring was a pretty blue butterfly.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Originally Posted by wilwarin538

Your wish is granted. But he wants to go back into space so Gondor has no king.

(not very good I know )

I wish the ring was a pretty blue butterfly.

Your wish is granted. But when Sam tried to put the Ring on to escape the orcs in Mordor it flew away and he was captured, taken to Sauron, and made to write out "I will not take the Master's Ring" on a large blackboard for all eternity.


I wish Balrogs did not have wings.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish Balrogs did not have wings.

Your wish is granted. But since Balrog's wings are a paradox your wish could not be granted. The Great Debates still happen and nothing changes except for that one Balrog that tried to jump off a really tall building...

I wish Pippin was a mathamatical genius.

[Gil-Galad]

Your wish is granted, though Pippin will have no way of understanding how too use this knowledge except too build the biggest bridge ever, but he'll get lazy and it'll fall through killing thousands


I wish that Gil-Galad didn't die and had more lady-friends

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish that Gil-Galad didn't die and had more lady-friends

Gil-Galad doesn't die, he waltzes his way away from Sauron which causes all the females in Middle-Earth to become his fan girls. For many years to follow every female can be heard saying, "OMGZ!!!111!!!11 GILGALD IZ SOOOOOOO SXY!!!11111!!LOLOLOL!!!31!11."

I wish the Bill the Pony was the ring-bearer.