Be careful what you wish for...

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Originally Posted by wilwarin538

Your wish is granted. But he wants to go back into space so Gondor has no king.

(not very good I know )

I wish the ring was a pretty blue butterfly.

Your wish is granted. But when Sam tried to put the Ring on to escape the orcs in Mordor it flew away and he was captured, taken to Sauron, and made to write out "I will not take the Master's Ring" on a large blackboard for all eternity.


I wish Balrogs did not have wings.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish Balrogs did not have wings.

Your wish is granted. But since Balrog's wings are a paradox your wish could not be granted. The Great Debates still happen and nothing changes except for that one Balrog that tried to jump off a really tall building...

I wish Pippin was a mathamatical genius.

[Gil-Galad]

Your wish is granted, though Pippin will have no way of understanding how too use this knowledge except too build the biggest bridge ever, but he'll get lazy and it'll fall through killing thousands


I wish that Gil-Galad didn't die and had more lady-friends

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish that Gil-Galad didn't die and had more lady-friends

Gil-Galad doesn't die, he waltzes his way away from Sauron which causes all the females in Middle-Earth to become his fan girls. For many years to follow every female can be heard saying, "OMGZ!!!111!!!11 GILGALD IZ SOOOOOOO SXY!!!11111!!LOLOLOL!!!31!11."

I wish the Bill the Pony was the ring-bearer.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish the Bill the Pony was the ring-bearer.

Your wish is granted. But Bill eats the ring and when the ring wraiths catch up with him, they are forced to cut him open to get the ring out. Nice work.

I wish Orcs would revert back to elves.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Orcs would revert back to elves.

Your wish is granted. Orcs are Elves again, but unfortunately they have kept the stench of Mordor and are therefore shunned by other Elves. The growing enmity makes them much worse foes than they were as orcs, for they cannot be distinguished from friends by their appearance.

I wish that Arwen had chosen to live on after Aragorn's death.

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

I wish that Arwen had chosen to live on after Aragorn's death.

Your wish is granted. The insufferable old bat drives all her descendants mad for thousands of years by moaning about her old age pension, takes Herumor as a lover, and causes a Middle-earth Oresteia.

I wish Maeglin had won Idril.