Be careful what you wish for...

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Orcs would revert back to elves.

Your wish is granted. Orcs are Elves again, but unfortunately they have kept the stench of Mordor and are therefore shunned by other Elves. The growing enmity makes them much worse foes than they were as orcs, for they cannot be distinguished from friends by their appearance.

I wish that Arwen had chosen to live on after Aragorn's death.

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

I wish that Arwen had chosen to live on after Aragorn's death.

Your wish is granted. The insufferable old bat drives all her descendants mad for thousands of years by moaning about her old age pension, takes Herumor as a lover, and causes a Middle-earth Oresteia.

I wish Maeglin had won Idril.

[Thinlómien]

I wish Maeglin had won Idril.

Your wish is granted, and Idril is so happy for the change in the plot, that she starts a wild dance and accidentally steps over the walls of Gondolin, falls to a rock and dies crying "my precious...!!!".

I wish that Finrod had killed Sauron in Tol-in-Gaurhoth.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish that Finrod had killed Sauron in Tol-in-Gaurhoth.

Your wish is granted. Sauron is killed, the Rings of Power are never made, The Lord of the Rings never happens. The Barrow-Downs are never made, Numenor would not be destroyed meaning Gondor would never be around, the Elves would be snobbier.... and oh yeah... this topic would have never been made.

I wish Gimli didn't have a beard.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Gimli didn't have a beard.

Your wish is Richard - E - granted. But now he has no beard the dwarves shun him and he fells so depressed that he goes to the Dragon filled north lands and befriends the Dragons, bringing them south to destroy Middle Earth.

I wish The Barrow Wights would become allies of Gondor.

[The riders of Rohaan]

I wish that the ring would not have been destroyed and the fellowship would have died.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

'The riders of Rohan', you must grant a wish before requesting one.

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish The Barrow Wights would become allies of Gondor.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the bare and unprotected landscape of the Barrow Downs become the first target for vengeful Easterlings. BW is eaten by a giant wolf. Pio falls to an orc arrow. The Barrow Downs is laid to a waste.

I wish to hear the Great Music that the Maiar made at the beginning of time

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

I wish to hear the Great Music that the Maiar made at the beginning of time

Your wish is granted, however, your eardrums burst and Eru calls you disrespectful and so casts you into the void to have tea with Melko.

I wish the Eagles would become a Middle Earth taxi service.

[The riders of Rohaan]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish The Barrow Wights would become allies of Gondor.

your wish is granted. The barrow wights betray the people of Gondor and eat them.

I wish the fellowship died before destroying the ring