Be careful what you wish for...

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish that Finrod had killed Sauron in Tol-in-Gaurhoth.

Your wish is granted. Sauron is killed, the Rings of Power are never made, The Lord of the Rings never happens. The Barrow-Downs are never made, Numenor would not be destroyed meaning Gondor would never be around, the Elves would be snobbier.... and oh yeah... this topic would have never been made.

I wish Gimli didn't have a beard.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Gimli didn't have a beard.

Your wish is Richard - E - granted. But now he has no beard the dwarves shun him and he fells so depressed that he goes to the Dragon filled north lands and befriends the Dragons, bringing them south to destroy Middle Earth.

I wish The Barrow Wights would become allies of Gondor.

[The riders of Rohaan]

I wish that the ring would not have been destroyed and the fellowship would have died.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

'The riders of Rohan', you must grant a wish before requesting one.

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish The Barrow Wights would become allies of Gondor.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the bare and unprotected landscape of the Barrow Downs become the first target for vengeful Easterlings. BW is eaten by a giant wolf. Pio falls to an orc arrow. The Barrow Downs is laid to a waste.

I wish to hear the Great Music that the Maiar made at the beginning of time

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

I wish to hear the Great Music that the Maiar made at the beginning of time

Your wish is granted, however, your eardrums burst and Eru calls you disrespectful and so casts you into the void to have tea with Melko.

I wish the Eagles would become a Middle Earth taxi service.

[Holbytlass]

I wish the Eagles would become a Middle Earth taxi service.

Your wish is granted. But the Eagles' taxi rate was too expensive due to the over-inflated gasoline prices, no one used them anyway.


I wish Goldberry divorced Tom Bombadill.

[CaptainofDespair]

Your wish is granted. The Hobbits are now eaten by Old Man Willow, as Tom is too depressed to go pick flowers, and that he has no one to pick flowers for. Later on, he kidnaps Arwen and makes her his bride.

I wish the Witch-King would usurp the power of Sauron.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish the Witch-King would usurp the power of Sauron.

Your wish is granted! The Witch king usurps the power of Sauron, but when Sauron finds this out, he gets depressed and starts eating large amounts of Chocolate until he bursts all over bad end. Frodo spends the rest of his life cleaning it up.

I wish Sauron's eye would cool down.

[The riders of Rohaan]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish The Barrow Wights would become allies of Gondor.

your wish is granted. The barrow wights betray the people of Gondor and eat them.

I wish the fellowship died before destroying the ring