Be careful what you wish for...

[CaptainofDespair]

Your wish is granted. The Hobbits are now eaten by Old Man Willow, as Tom is too depressed to go pick flowers, and that he has no one to pick flowers for. Later on, he kidnaps Arwen and makes her his bride.

I wish the Witch-King would usurp the power of Sauron.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish the Witch-King would usurp the power of Sauron.

Your wish is granted! The Witch king usurps the power of Sauron, but when Sauron finds this out, he gets depressed and starts eating large amounts of Chocolate until he bursts all over bad end. Frodo spends the rest of his life cleaning it up.

I wish Sauron's eye would cool down.

[Alcarillo]

I wish Sauron's eye would cool down.

Your wish is granted. Sauron's eye turns a chilly blue color. Sauron, always in style, complains that Mordor's red lava doesn't match his eye. Sauron moves in with Osse and together they sink every ship on Gondor's coastline.

I wish Varda would marry Morgoth.

[The Perky Ent]

[quote]I wish Varda would marry Morgoth.[/qoute]

Your wish is granted! Varda leaves Manwe to marry Morgoth! Morgoth is a very bad husband, and constantly beats Varda. She divorces him, and tries to go back with Manwe, but he is heartbroken. In anger, he removes Arda from the stars, and casts Varda into the void. She would be stuck there for all eternity with her abusive husband, Morgoth!



I wish Tom Bombadil had destoryed the ring

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish Tom Bombadil had destoryed the ring

Your wish is granted. Tom de-stories the Ring, removing it from the plot and ensuring Sauron's domination of Middle-Earth.

I wish Boromir hadn't died.

[Bêthberry]

Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

I wish Boromir hadn't died.

Your wish is granted.

Boromir's conversion to the Lite side saves him and he is able to forge a rejuvenated Fellowship in support of Frodo's quest to destroy the Ring. His strategic choices, his wit, his self determination and self-knowledge, his assertive training of others, brings him ever and ever greater renown.

Aragorn, in awe of this new Boromir, decides to forgo the throne of Gondor in favour of Arwen's favours and returns with her to Lothlorien, where they set up the first hippy commune.

But first he works tirelessly to educate the men and let us not forget the women also in the values of true leadership. Before Aragorn leaves, a strong form of constitutional stewardship is established in Gondor, to be remembered long years after in the form of parliamentary democracy established in the 7th age in the country called Cânâgórnmïr, one of the few remaining nations that still revered the two Trees in their contemporary form of the Maple Leaf Forever.

I wish Eowyn had not succumbed to the charms of dynastic merges with Faramir.

[Glirdan]

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

I wish Eowyn had not succumbed to the charms of dynastic merges with Faramir.

Your wish is granted.

After Aragorn brought Eowyn out of the darkness and she was walking around again, she decided to not listen to Faramir or the Head Healer and went off after the men of Gondor and Rohan to the Battle of the Black Gate. There, she saved Pippin from being crushed by the troll and Aragorn forgot his love for Arwen and married Eowyn instead. And Arwen married Haldi and they crossed over into valinor with Elrond, Galadriel, Frodo, Gandalf and Bilbo. Everybody's happy.

I wish Glorfindel was in the movie to rescue Frodo and Co. instead of Arwen.