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Old 10-01-2005, 03:05 PM   #1
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I wish everyone had a beard like Gandalf.
Your wish is granted. You trip over your beard and fall into Mt. Doom. Everybody else bends down to see you and trip over each others beards and they all fall in as well.

I wish the members of The Barrow-Downs (The Site) took part in the Battle of Pellenor Fields.
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:42 PM   #2
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I wish the members of The Barrow-Downs (The Site) took part in the Battle of Pellenor Fields.
Your wish is granted. But since we have no fighting experience, we are all slain in the process.

I wish Galadriel didn't decide to traverse into Middle-Earth and have the Doom of Mandos on her.
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:45 PM   #3
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I wish Galadriel didn't decide to traverse into Middle-Earth and have the Doom of Mandos on her.
Your wish is granted. There is no Lothlorien for the fellowship to stop at and they all get killed by orcs.

I wish Sauron and Frodo had their roles reversed.
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #4
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I wish Sauron and Frodo had their roles reversed.
Your wish is granted, but Frodo decides that instead of a ring, he'll make a special hat. The hat eats people, including Frodo. Then it tries to eat Mount Doom, but it zooms off into the sky with Sam still climbing up it. They fly over Germany and watch ensuing events.

I wish the Barrow Downs was the size of Gondor.
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:06 PM   #5
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I wish the Barrow Downs was the size of Gondor.

Your wish is granted. The Barrow Downs are now the size of Gondor. But, because you must do the same thing to both sides of the equation/inequality, Gondor was now the size of old Middle Earth, and new Middle Earth was the size of Jupiter.


I wish Pallando and Alatar hadn't run off
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:18 PM   #6
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your wish is granted.
Alatar and Pallando join with Saruman, and together they are able to destroy Rohan, an in the process kill Aragor. Legolas, Gimli, the ents, Merry, and Pippen. Thus causing Sauron with the Witch King to have dominion over Middle Earth

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Old 10-01-2005, 05:48 PM   #7
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I wish Gandalf would stay cloaked
Your wish is granted.
Gandalf decides to be decent and reamins cloaks, however this results in the uncloaking of Saruman and the depantsing of Hobbits across the Shire.

I wish Merry and Pippin would give up ale and pipeweed.
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