Be careful what you wish for...

[HerenIstarion]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

I wish Frodo and Sam started a rock band

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, neither has more than vague idea what exactly 'rock band' actually is. Assuming it must be relatively numerous group of people throwing stones, they form one. Since they are strictly forbidden by the Thain to throw stones at hobbits, they come into habit of haunting highways to practice on passing dwarves and 'big folk'. As a result, Shire is renamed into Sherwood and its borders closed by royal decree #72 'about highway robbers in the North-West of our country'. Following decline in trade leads to splitting up of the Shire as a state. Hobbits are scattered, and 'far less numerous and prosperous' by the time of publication of The Hobbit

I wish Gandalf was muscular and Conan-barbarian-like rather than robed, and had a marine tattoo

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Gandalf was muscular and Conan-barbarian-like rather than robed, and had a marine tattoo

Planted and granted. But when he uncloaks, no one notices and so he gets upset and weeps endlessly till he falls into the sea and never helps Frodo and the Black Riders take the Ring!

I wish Dwarves' moustaches were made of iron.

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Planted and granted. But when he uncloaks, no one notices and so he gets upset and weeps endlessly till he falls into the sea and never helps Frodo and the Black Riders take the Ring!

I wish Dwarves' moustaches were made of iron.

Granted. But the iron is strongly magnetic and Dwarf armies become rather an odd sight, with eskimo kissing rife...

I wish my larder was as well stocked as Bag End's.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Anguirel

I wish my larder was as well stocked as Bag End's.

It is done! But it is stocked with stolen goods and you are arrested and thrown to the Trolls!

I wish the Nazgûl went onto solo careers.

[Gothmog]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish the Nazgûl went onto solo careers.

Kazaam! I am the Genie of the Lamp and...what the heck, your wish is granted (two to go).
Only Witchking of Angmar and Khamul have any succesful careers though. Because nobody knows what the others names are, they're soon forgotten. The 7 forgotten ringwraiths decides that it would be better to gather the old crew again, but the two other doesn't find this very tempting. They're making big money on their own, so a bitter feud starts. It all ends with a devastating battle which ruins Minas Morgul and nobody's sorry for that. It was kind of a dump anyway...


I wish Saruman had a facelift and an extreme makeover

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

I wish Saruman had a facelift and an extreme makeover

POOF! Your wish is granted. Saruman has a complete makeover. Thus becoming far more beautiful then Legolas. In his jealous rage Legolas shoots Saruman with his arrows, reclaiming his title as prettiest in Middle-Earth. Unfortunately while he was trying to stop Saruman Aragorn took a bath and was crowned most beautiful.

I wish Theoden never died.

[The 1,000 Reader]

I wish Theoden never died.

Granted. Eowyn is killed in his place, thus allowing the Morgul Lord to survive and cause large amounts of damage on the battlefield and lead the orcs of Minas Morgul to victory. The Witch-King is slain when the ring is destroyed, however, since Eru took pity for the hobbits.

I wish the Eye of Sauron could see better.