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10-18-2005, 10:51 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Strange are the hair of the Maiar.
Gandalf: Here, watch. If I twitch my nose my beard dances like a monkey.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-18-2005, 11:00 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Théoden weighs the odds of the wizard's survival as the Slug of Doom crawls up Gandalf's cloak.
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10-18-2005, 11:40 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf *thinking*: I don't have the heart to tell Théoden that his hair is terrible!
Théoden *thinking*: I don't have the heart to tell Gandalf that his hair is terrible! OR Gandalf: Did you put the cat out? Théoden: No, why? Gandalf: He's on fire. *Groan*
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-19-2005, 01:11 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Theoden: "Gandalf, could you please put your cloak back on? I know you're wearing an undergarmet, but it's not any less disconcorting."
OR Gandalf: "I told you to go to the barber in Rivendel." Theoden: "That doesn't explain how your beard stays so pointy." OR Theoden: "I just don't know about this. This chair looks an awefully lot like a target to me." Gandalf: "Oh, nonsense! I think you being king is making you paranoid." OR PJ has a not so brilliant idea. PJ: "And when I saw them sitting together, I was like 'Twins!'. So I decided to write them into the script as twins."
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10-19-2005, 04:34 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Theoden is still traumatized by Gandalf the Grey uncloaked that happened right in front of him 2 days ago.
Gandalf: Theoden....Theoden, Saruman's army is outside your door...
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10-19-2005, 04:52 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Surveying muster of Rohan, Theoden was shocked to learn 'all the king's horses and all the king's men' consisted of two wooden horses and an old man...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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10-19-2005, 08:03 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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GANDALF: Fear Sauron's new guise, Theoden King...
 The Dark...er...Light...Lord...er...Lady...er...
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