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Old 10-30-2005, 01:40 PM   #1
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Alright, I confess.

I am secretly a girbil. but my old adversary hookbill, is a booklet hog ah limbo (limbo can also mean nothingness).
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:03 PM   #2
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Call me stupid, but I only now just realized that this thread's title is an anagram. By the way, Formendacil, I really like the thread.
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:18 PM   #3
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Old 11-06-2005, 07:31 AM   #4
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The Truth about Gandalf emerges

Gil Galad was an Elven King, of him the harpers sadly sing

becomes

Gandalf was a sleek lad? My, no! Ha! He is perving thing, girls!

And you thought the uncloaking was bad.
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Old 11-07-2005, 12:03 AM   #5
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From Werewolf...

The Seer dreamed of wolves. = we move the dress of leader.

The Seer found the leader was a wolf in sheeps clothing? (It's a stretch.)

The Hunter got a wolf. = Flunt, he goeth to war.

Guess the hunter was Flunt.

The wolves win! = The W's now live!

Everone knows that W stands for wolf.
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Old 11-07-2005, 03:11 PM   #6
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Boots Random Title #385

Middle Earth Mirth = hitler mirth me add
This illustrates the sadistic side of Downers' humor.

The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum =switchboards furrows mound noise
Obviously it means the interesting thought that is provoked by BDer communication, at least if one has dial-up.
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:02 PM   #7
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I wasn't going to post until I knew what Bb's original quote was she took from, but I don't want to let this one go, as it points out how one of our fellow downers came into being:

Firefoot blazes into the spotlight, here, with a highly illregular (just like the 'downs) Latin phrase: fiet foro. What does that mean, you say? Together, most literally "I was made by the forum".

Children of Eru, meet the Child of Wights.
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Old 11-18-2005, 08:07 PM   #8
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Iron Hills is really a shrill ion
Who should have known that atoms could produce a high-pitched sound

Imlad Morgul is a symbol of Tolkien's anti-mao'istic thoughts: dull grim mao

Tumladen is just a word for mute land- Fitting don't you think ?
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Old 11-19-2005, 12:16 PM   #9
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fundamentals headed grim =Middle Earth Fun and Games.
Obviously the dark side of BDer humor.

vetoes him =The Movies.
The attitude of many BDers towards Peter Jackson and his interpretation of LOTR.

newcomers connive ads= Novices and Newcomers.
The impulsiveness of many newcomers to our forum to splatter the discussion with on topic/ off topic advertisements.

Okay, so the last one wasn't that clever. At least I tried....
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:42 AM   #10
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Silmaril Schtoopid villagers! :p

royal invader girl = ordinary villager

You all disappoint me.
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Old 06-13-2006, 12:21 PM   #11
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
It seems John Ronald Ruel Tolkien is playing an odd Dwarvish dice game in which, someone claims...

"John, I’ll Rol a ‘De’ Rune... NOT!"
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:02 PM   #12
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Gurthang becomes Than Rug G
Wow, someone like carpets a little to much.

Morai becomes Ai, mor!
Sounds a little spanish to me.

and lastly,

Glirdan becomes Ran gild
What dirty little secrets am I hiding?
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:01 AM   #13
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Who or what is Tom Bombadil?

Well, I think the answer quite obvious, for his name tells all:

Tom Bombadil = Idl[e] atom bomb.

Well, he's certainly caused an explosion in Fordim's poll.
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:34 AM   #14
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Old 12-12-2005, 02:07 PM   #15
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It's time to reveal the truth about this site.

The Barrow-downs discussion forum is really a front for a nuclear physicists' gambling ring:

"Much odd, sour, or raw fission won bets".

What do they wager? The site advertises Members list, or:

"bet elms' rims"

(or is that a demented Gollum saying "Mm, blisterses"?)

When the nuclear physicists are criticized for the gambling, they blame another department, saying "Active Topics" or:

"vice at optics!"

There are those that have tried to stop the depravity, but they are Novices and Newcomers who don't know that:

"No downer can mess vice".

And one of the most infamous threads offers a piece of sordid advice: Canonicity: the book or the reader? or:

"the contradictory bookie - he earn!"

And, like other gambling havens, the Downs draws a healthy crowd with the lure of gambling: Translations from the Elvish or

"Reservations - half month list".

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