Be careful what you wish for...

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Nienor hadn't commited suicide.

Consider it done, Elf-warrior, infact, consider it applied across the board!
Not only does Nienor give in to personal *cough* demons, no one does, and Middle Earth is chalk full of angsty, depressed, and emotional characters, running a muck and wearing large amounts of runny eyeliner. Also, (again) Zoloft is introduced... and then abandoned. We're all far too depressed to take something advertised by a skipping rock-face...head... thing. The Rohirrim appear to turn to bad, Gothic poetry for comfort. Whereas Gondorians everywhere start wearing black...well...more black and become hermits. The peoples of Middle Earth decide that its all just too much for them to bear and gladdly hand over the Ring to Sauron, Frodo and all, so that he might put an end to it all. sniff.

I wish that instead of a "Great Eye", Sauron would have been a giant pair of sparkley disco-britches which shake violently when angered. Grr!

[The 1,000 Reader]

[/QUOTE]I wish that instead of a "Great Eye", Sauron would have been a giant pair of sparkley disco-britches which shake violently when angered. Grr![/QUOTE]


Granted. However, Eru thinks of the children and erases Sauron from existence.


I wish Saruman and Sauron didn't have racially different hands.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Saruman and Sauron didn't have racially different hands.

Your wish is granted. They now have the same hands. However, the both share the same pair of hands. They argue over whose turn it is to use them and their war on each other destroys the South of Middle Earth.

I wish Denethor had gone into acting.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Denethor had gone into acting.

Granted. Denethor goes into the acting career. Unfortunately, despite his superb roles as insane men, Denethor is torn apart by the tinseltown machine and lives the rest of his days missing the limelight.


I wish Sauron scratched his butt with his black hand and set it(his butt) on fire by accident.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish Sauron scratched his butt with his black hand and set it(his butt) on fire by accident.

Granted! Sauron's butt catches on fire while he scratches it and he is forced to put it out in the Great River. This causes everyone in Middle-Earth to laugh and him, then he goes in the corner and cries.

I wish Faramir had gone to with the Fellowship instead of Boromir.

[Thinlómien]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Faramir had gone to with the Fellowship instead of Boromir.

Your wish is granted. Boromir stays in Gondor and Faramir goes in his stead. Because Boromir's not there, the ring tempts Gimli to try to take it. Galadriel sees his intentions and despises him. Gimli gets depressed because his love hates him and commits suicide. Later, Eomer dies and Pippin is forgotten under the huge troll, because Gimli is not there to look after them. This causes that Éowyn inherits the crown of Rohan and she becomes the first ruling queen in Rohan's history.

I wish that Maedhros had not lost his hand.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Maedhros had not lost his hand.

Granted. He now loses his head.

I wish Shelob had just had a really big pig out on Orcs and so couldn't chase Frodo and Sam.