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bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 11:13 AM

Fortunately, his sons were still around to say really cheesy council lines and to invite dark rulers over for tea, continuing the heritage.

Meneltarmacil · 11-08-2005, 11:25 AM

Unfortunately, a bear ate them.

bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 11:27 AM

Fortunately, their sister was already married and getting busy, so the Elven breeding rights were secured.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 11:30 AM

Unfortunately, the Elf blood in Arwen and Aragorn was so weak, they had little chance of bearing an elf.

Maeggaladiel · 11-08-2005, 11:32 AM

Fortunately, they were both willing to adopt elven children from the nearby orphanage.

bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 11:33 AM

Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2005, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bilbo_baggins

Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting.

Fortunately, elves did not count years and so had no idea of how long 10 years actually was.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 11:34 AM

Unfortunately, the orphaned elves were really orcs who had recently undergone *expensive* plastic surgery

[EDIT]Opps. Lol. go with bilbo's

The Elf-warrior · 11-08-2005, 09:41 PM

Unfortunately the Witch-King found the Silmaril.

Gil-Galad · 11-08-2005, 10:33 PM

Fortunately the W-K turned good and borught Prosperity to Middle Earth

The 1,000 Reader · 11-09-2005, 12:42 AM

Unfortunately, Maglor finally left his beach and sued the Witch-King for theft.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 12:56 AM

Fortunately, the Witch King had the best legal team in all of Middle Earth and so was able to sue Maglor for grievous bodily harm, even though it never happened.

Eonwe · 11-09-2005, 07:56 AM

Unfortunetly, Tulkas laughed as he threw the witch-king defense team into the void! and then he came back for some more, cuz he's NEVER MENTIONED HERE!!! (

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Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 09:18 AM

Fortunately, as he is never mentioned here, that makes the last post invalid.

Oh, and in the next room, Gandalf uncloaked in front of the judge and was sent to prison for making a judge go; "Waah!"

11-08-2005, 11:13 AM	#1
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Fortunately, his sons were still around to say really cheesy council lines and to invite dark rulers over for tea, continuing the heritage. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 11:25 AM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a bear ate them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-08-2005, 11:27 AM	#3
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Fortunately, their sister was already married and getting busy, so the Elven breeding rights were secured. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 11:30 AM	#4
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, the Elf blood in Arwen and Aragorn was so weak, they had little chance of bearing an elf. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-08-2005, 11:32 AM	#5
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Fortunately, they were both willing to adopt elven children from the nearby orphanage. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-08-2005, 11:33 AM	#6
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 11:34 AM	#8
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, the orphaned elves were really orcs who had recently undergone expensive plastic surgery [EDIT]Opps. Lol. go with bilbo's __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-08-2005, 09:41 PM	#9
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Witch-King found the Silmaril. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-08-2005, 10:33 PM	#10
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the W-K turned good and borught Prosperity to Middle Earth __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-09-2005, 12:42 AM	#11
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Maglor finally left his beach and sued the Witch-King for theft. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-09-2005, 12:56 AM	#12
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Witch King had the best legal team in all of Middle Earth and so was able to sue Maglor for grievous bodily harm, even though it never happened. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-09-2005, 07:56 AM	#13
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunetly, Tulkas laughed as he threw the witch-king defense team into the void! and then he came back for some more, cuz he's NEVER MENTIONED HERE!!! ( ) __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-09-2005, 09:18 AM	#14
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, as he is never mentioned here, that makes the last post invalid. Oh, and in the next room, Gandalf uncloaked in front of the judge and was sent to prison for making a judge go; "Waah!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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