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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf's new trainers (sneakers to all ye across the pond) made everyone accuse him of being a witch. It’s a shame he had to burn them all.
OR Glamdring tries to escape.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Those nightmares where you are walking down the street in your dressing gown and pyjamas were a fact of everyday life for poor Gandalf.
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Gordon's alive!
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Gandalf defeats the enemy with the trusty Moonwalk.
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Laconic Loreman
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Gandalf: What's in your wallet?
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Fenris Penguin
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams
Posts: 360
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Gandalf: What are YOU looking at?!?!
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Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down? |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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For Conker's Bad Fur Day Fans:
Gandalf:I told them not to make me get the duct tape. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poker Fans: Gandalf to Audience: If you had pocket aces and lost to a 4-5 offsuit you'd be mad too! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- General: Gandalf:You wont like me when Im angry Offscreen Director of the Hulk: no youre supposed to say that BEFORE killing everyone! Gandalf:Oh...........uh.....woops?
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Morsul the Resurrected |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Gandalf: Has anyone one seen Pip? He's wearing black.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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Gandalf: DENETHOR! I told you one year ago how this could have been prevented and yet you didn't listen. Now you will need to answer for such destruction. It is truly a pity and shame that so much grass had to die because you didn't install an irrigation system.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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