Be careful what you wish for...

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Ordimor

I wish that Ghan-Buri-Ghan would have spoken with an asian accent!

If that's what you really want, so be it. But now, Theoden could not understand what Ghan-Buri-Ghan was saying and instead of getting Ghan-Buri-Ghan's help, Theoden looses his patience and spends the rest of the day chasing the wild men rather than rushing into battle. By the time he gets to Gondor, the city has been taken by Sauron and now it's called Mordor Jr.

I wish the hobbits were even more furry than what they already are

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish the hobbits were even more furry than what they already are

Granted. They become huge balls of fur that go around Middle Earth eating things. Including Orcs. So the Gondorians try to use them to defeat Mordor, but the Hobbits Eat the Gondorians instead. Strange.

I wish Gandalf had found the two blue Wizards and forced them to come back and help out.

[Morsul the Dark]

Oh those two blue wizards come back to help unfortunateky we relize why they left in the first place they are overly weak and cowardly and in an effort to sve themselves kill frodo then take the ring to sauron and sauron rules the world.




I wish that Boromir had lived and helped fight in minas tirith and therefore won and faramir was not forced to almost commit suicide and that denetor loved them bot equally and that he perished in his fire once he relized ow he had wasted his life.

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark

I wish that Boromir had lived and helped fight in minas tirith and therefore won and faramir was not forced to almost commit suicide and that denetor loved them bot equally and that he perished in his fire once he relized ow he had wasted his life.

Remember that coupon in your back pocket? Yeah, well guess what its good for?

Boromir did not die near Rauros, but went on fighting and being brave and the such. Nothing much more interesting about him happens until the posse gets to Minas Tirith unless you count those bothersome arrows sticking out of him, Treebeard mistaking him for an enting and that fiasco involving him falling face down in mud at Helms Deep.

Denethor was upset and weepy about the Horn of Gondor being broken, so Faramir was in the same boat, nearly being burned alive by a hysterical father with an inexplicible love for woodwinds. Boromir, not Pippin, bravely storms in the moment that the blaze is set and rushes to free Faramir from his flame-broiled fate only to be caught in an explosive burst issued from Denethor when he suddenly reliezed that he had wasted his life. Thus catching those pesky arrows sticking out of Boromir on fire and then later killing him for good.

I wish dwarves were very deeply interested and a part of the art of interperative dance.

[Morsul the Dark]

Originally Posted by Valesse

I wish dwarves were very deeply interested and a part of the art of interperative dance.

So Gimli is the most prominent of these dancers whck makes him a nimble and strong fighter and he destroys the orcs at Helm's deep unfortunately he is also very very snobbish and when he catches legolas lkaughing at his interpretive dance move he intreprets what would happen if he killed an elf...so legolas goes bye-bye

I wish that Sam lived in Japan and became the Iron Chef Shire but the quest was still completed and sam cooked at aragorn's wedding and everyone loved the food(that wasn't posionous).

[Farael]

I wish that Sam lived in Japan and became the Iron Chef Shire but the quest was still completed and sam cooked at aragorn's wedding and everyone loved the food(that wasn't posionous).

And that's exactly what happened. The only little sidenote I'm afraid I'll have to add is that they loved it SO MUCH that they started fighting over who loved it more. One of this arguments involved Aragorn and his new wife, who decided to fill for a divorce, getting half of Gondor for herself in the process. Yet all the men of Gondor, faithful to their king decide to move to Aragorn's city, while all the women decide to follow their queen into her own city. As men and women loose contact they can't have any Gondorian kids and as men are mortal, even the men of Gondor, sooner or later they become extint because of lack of reproduction.

I wish The Ring had actually been a Silmaril

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish The Ring had actually been a Silmaril

** TADA **

When the One-Ring was "lost" in the river Anduin it called out to the other great jewel which was "lost" in the waters of Middle Earth. Out from the sea and up from the Bay of Belfalas the Silmaril that Maglor cast away made it's way up the river like a salmon (albeit a salmon that takes thousands of years to spawn!). By the time Deagol found it the two had melded into one.

For the next couple hundred of years Earendil is forced to helplessly watch as these "buffoons" (his words not mine) possess the most wonderous of any object. The Silmaril/One-Ring or "Knuckle Duster" as it was known would be in the keep of some most unusual creatures, but Kadie was always her own master.

Most events went to plan until the day she realized that the furballs were going to throw her into the pit of despair. With this she musters all her malice and calls upon the only person capable of saving her. MacGyver shows up at the cracks of doom and uses bubble gum and a paper clip to foil the hairballs plan and claims Kadie as his own!

At this very moment she unleashes her most terrible plan. She warps Mac into a withering old man with her stories of her childhood and how much her gout hurts and why does he wheeze at night when he sleeps and nag nag nag blah blah blah.

To stop the endless blather, Mac does the only thing a reasonable man of his ability would do - he blows up Middle Earth!!

I wish the "heat-mizer" and "cold-mizer" were characters in middle earth