Be careful what you wish for...

[Farael]

I wish that Sam lived in Japan and became the Iron Chef Shire but the quest was still completed and sam cooked at aragorn's wedding and everyone loved the food(that wasn't posionous).

And that's exactly what happened. The only little sidenote I'm afraid I'll have to add is that they loved it SO MUCH that they started fighting over who loved it more. One of this arguments involved Aragorn and his new wife, who decided to fill for a divorce, getting half of Gondor for herself in the process. Yet all the men of Gondor, faithful to their king decide to move to Aragorn's city, while all the women decide to follow their queen into her own city. As men and women loose contact they can't have any Gondorian kids and as men are mortal, even the men of Gondor, sooner or later they become extint because of lack of reproduction.

I wish The Ring had actually been a Silmaril

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish The Ring had actually been a Silmaril

** TADA **

When the One-Ring was "lost" in the river Anduin it called out to the other great jewel which was "lost" in the waters of Middle Earth. Out from the sea and up from the Bay of Belfalas the Silmaril that Maglor cast away made it's way up the river like a salmon (albeit a salmon that takes thousands of years to spawn!). By the time Deagol found it the two had melded into one.

For the next couple hundred of years Earendil is forced to helplessly watch as these "buffoons" (his words not mine) possess the most wonderous of any object. The Silmaril/One-Ring or "Knuckle Duster" as it was known would be in the keep of some most unusual creatures, but Kadie was always her own master.

Most events went to plan until the day she realized that the furballs were going to throw her into the pit of despair. With this she musters all her malice and calls upon the only person capable of saving her. MacGyver shows up at the cracks of doom and uses bubble gum and a paper clip to foil the hairballs plan and claims Kadie as his own!

At this very moment she unleashes her most terrible plan. She warps Mac into a withering old man with her stories of her childhood and how much her gout hurts and why does he wheeze at night when he sleeps and nag nag nag blah blah blah.

To stop the endless blather, Mac does the only thing a reasonable man of his ability would do - he blows up Middle Earth!!

I wish the "heat-mizer" and "cold-mizer" were characters in middle earth

[Ordimor]

Bogus! I'd hate to think I killed this thread

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Ordimor

Bogus! I'd hate to think I killed this thread

Well, I'm still checking it out from time to time, but I have no idea how to grant your wish as I don't know what the heat/cold-mizer are! Perhaps you could consider wishing something else?

[arcticstorm]

your wish is granted, heat-mizer and cold-mizer are now middle earthen, Cold-mizser moved to mordor and froze Mt. Doom making the destruction of the ring impossible.

[Kitanna]

And your wish arcticstorm?

[arcticstorm]

oops, every time I post here I forget and usually edit before someone catches.
I wish that the Uruks captured Frodo, Grishnakh found the ring, and became the new Dark Lord

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Farael

Well, I'm still checking it out from time to time, but I have no idea how to grant your wish as I don't know what the heat/cold-mizer are! Perhaps you could consider wishing something else?

Farael, they are cartoon characters from the mid 70's American Christmas movie "The Year Without A Santa Claus". It's truly a classic done in the Rankin/Bass tradition.

Synopsis IMDB - "Mrs. Claus tells us about the time Santa had a bad cold and decided to take a vacation from Christmas. Two of his elves, Jingle Bells and Jangle Bells decided to go out (with Vixen) to find children to convince Santa that the Christmas spirit is still important to everybody else. But they have to get past Heat Miser and Snow Miser, first, before they land in Southtown, USA, where it never snows for Christmas. But the Miser Brothers can't agree to let it snow in Southtown. But Mrs. Santa knows their mom--Mother Nature."

The two characters are quite outrageous. I'd recommend it to anyone.