Be careful what you wish for...

[Kitanna]

And your wish arcticstorm?

[arcticstorm]

oops, every time I post here I forget and usually edit before someone catches.
I wish that the Uruks captured Frodo, Grishnakh found the ring, and became the new Dark Lord

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by arcticstorm

I wish that the Uruks captured Frodo, Grishnakh found the ring, and became the new Dark Lord

POOF! Grishnakh is the new Dark Lord. And what a Dark Lord he is. He makes Gollum his second in command, but this doesn't going over well because Gollum is always trying to cut off Grishnakh's hand while he's sleeping. So sick of it Grishnakh feeds Gollum to a pack of wild Hobbits.

I wish Tom Bombadil had kept the Ring when Frodo offered it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Tom Bombadil had kept the Ring when Frodo offered it.

Your wish is granted. However, he doesn’t think it’s a very good ring and one day sells it to some passing Black Riders. Middle Earth falls in a bout of flame and Tom is the only survivor and wanders the desolate globe alone. He eventually goes Mad and by the modern era has written a book called "The Lord of the Rings" under a different name, of course.

I wish Gondolin had not been destroyed.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Gondolin had not been destroyed.

Your wish is granted. Instead it was turned into a gigantic Orc nursery.

I wish that Samwise Gamgee had killed Shelob instead of just wounding her.

[Farael]

I wish that Samwise Gamgee had killed Shelob instead of just wounding her.

So be it. What Tolkien forgot to mention in LoTR is that Mordor was full of spiders, relatives to Shelob. Even though they weren't as related to mind if someone hurt her a little but, they did mind someone killing Shelob and they attacked Frodo and Sam, got the Ring and one of them became the new Dark Lord and covered the Middle Earth with.... grose spider webs.

I wish Mt. Doom was a huge slurpee machine

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish Mt. Doom was a huge slurpee machine

DONE .. and more! When Sauron forges the One ring his is dismayed that he can't take it out for fear of it melting. To fix this he enlist the services of the Cold-miser. All goes well until Isildur shows up with a Super-Soaker filled with hot chocolate.

After dispatching Sauron and claiming his weregild, Isildur is urged by Elrond to travel to the "Mountain of Icy Goodness". At the Sprinkles of Slush, Isildur decides not to throw the ring in and throws Elrond in instead.


I wish that Eowyn would have jumped on the Witch Kings flying steed on stole it from under his nose.

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Samwise Gamgee had killed Shelob instead of just wounding her.

ALAKAZAM! With Shelobs' death, the moth population in Mirkwood begins to explode. The moths begin to form such large flocks that they begin to migrate. During one of these migrations, a flock is flying over the Misty Mountains at the same time as a group of Crebain. A bolt of lightning later and Middle Earth is facing one the most devious beings ever conceived, MOTHRA!!!

I wish that Elrond would have pushed Isildur into Mount Doom!


DUH< UH Nevermind!!!