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12-16-2005, 09:37 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Unfortunately, this started the whole epidemic "The Lord of The Rings" once again.
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12-16-2005, 10:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, Gandalf stole Mount Zoom, picked up Frodo, and drove the mountain to where the Ring was in order to speed up the process of destroying it.
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12-17-2005, 02:07 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, Mount Zoom had a flat tire and the Orc mechanic gave them one of those deep intakes of breath through his teeth. Gandalf knew this would be expensive.
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12-17-2005, 06:36 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Fortunatley, Gandalf realized that they were already at Mt. Doom when tehy got the flat, so the fried teh Orc mechanic, just as he was starting the transmition overhaul.
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12-17-2005, 09:04 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Unfortunately, they accidentally rehired that same orc mechanic.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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12-17-2005, 09:48 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Fortunatley, it was found out that the orc mechanic was not a member of a union and therefor he was killed with a hammer.
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12-17-2005, 09:58 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly
feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove that women (orcs) can make a difference, and undertook to finish her ex (deceased) boyfriend's job.
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