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Old 12-17-2005, 09:08 AM   #1
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As if fighting Sauron in hand-to-hand combat wasn't bad enough, Elendil now had a bee in his helmet.

or

Elendil is angered by Sauron's teasing—"Haha! You got jam stuck in your beard!"

or

Elendil: "My God! He's actually a giant flaming eyeball!"
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:41 AM   #2
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It took poor Elendil awhlie to grasp the concept of Anguirel's new Werewolf game.

Elendil: "So...there's sixteen wolves and three villagers??"
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:46 AM   #3
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Even during battle orc-dung was not a plesant thing to step in and only a man of iron will could press on.

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Elendil: *deep in thought* I wonder if I will deliever th final blow to Sauron, or will it be Gil-Galad or Isildur?
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:52 AM   #4
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Directly before charging, Elendil curses himself from not going to the potty earlier...
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:55 AM   #5
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Elendil: "There's something written on my nose-piece, but I just can't make it out..."

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Sauron just made fun of Elendil's helmet.
Sauron: "Peacock-Man! You... Can't touch this, daa-na-na!"

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Elendil's helmet was specifically designed to make him look sharp.
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:03 PM   #6
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Blast you, mormegil, you got there first.

Elendil is seriously p***** at the downers who gave Isildur credit for the final blow to Sauron.
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:14 PM   #7
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Elendil spots a Horn-burger restaurant in Mordor!

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Elendil has no idea of what’s going on.
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:19 PM   #8
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Elendil tries to move but is too mortified by Sauron's presence... he will soon be driven insane and shall charge forward towards this merciless beast.
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