|
 |
|
Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page |
|
|
12-17-2005, 09:58 AM
|
#1 |
|
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
  |
Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly
feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove that women (orcs) can make a difference, and undertook to finish her ex (deceased) boyfriend's job.
__________________
The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
|
|
|
12-17-2005, 10:35 AM
|
#2 |
|
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
Posts: 678
|
Fortunatley, she wasn't part of a union and was killed by a hammer too.
__________________
I've got bridge club on Wednesday,
Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night! |
|
|
|
|
12-17-2005, 12:15 PM
|
#3 |
|
Wight
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 106
|
LOL!!!
Unfortunatly the hammar only made her mad. And (like all females {orcs}) blew her top and began chasing after Gandalf and Frodo away from Mt. Doom until they came to the Shire where she was killed by Tom Bombadill. Now the LOTR had to start over...
__________________
"Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien |
|
|
|
|
12-17-2005, 12:25 PM
|
#4 |
|
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
|
Fortunately, Frodo discovered that he had got some rope tied to his foot and he had been towing Mount Z/Doom along all this time.
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
|
|
|
|
12-17-2005, 12:26 PM
|
#5 |
|
Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
 |
Unfortunately, Frodo was actually Sauron in disguise.
__________________
I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
|
|
|
|
|
12-17-2005, 12:32 PM
|
#6 |
|
Wight
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 106
|
Fortunatly Sauron did not know this.
__________________
"Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien |
|
|
|
|
12-17-2005, 12:32 PM
|
#7 |
|
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
|
Fortunately, the rope could not be broken or untied.
__________________
"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
|
|
|
|
12-17-2005, 08:51 PM
|
#8 |
|
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
Posts: 678
|
Unfortunately, Sauron (who i believe is currently disguised as Frodo) fastioned the rope into his most deadly weapon yet: the lasso!
__________________
I've got bridge club on Wednesday,
Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night! |
|
|
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
|
|
Hybrid Mode
