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12-27-2005, 01:24 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Legolas: Is that Chain mail of Wal-Mart Make?
Eomer: Surely you jest Elf, This is from Elven Dior the high designer of Imladris.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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12-27-2005, 01:27 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Eomer: Why does this Dwarf have a fury axe?
OR Eomer: Good Lord, master elf, there is a HUGE wart on you’re nose! Or yet! Legolas: So why have you got the smallest horse?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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12-27-2005, 02:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Aragorn: Please Eomer! You must know of something he can do for... it.
Eomer: I am sorry Legolas, but I am afraid I do not know what is to be done about growing an extra face. Legolas: Oh, if only I had a mirror! Please tell me! Is it... a handsome face? or Eomer watched in horror as Legolas began to increase in size.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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12-27-2005, 02:25 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Aragorn is sure that Eomer's hair is alive.
OR Eomer: I can't go to war because of my bad knee.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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12-27-2005, 02:30 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Ww7?
Eomer: "I am not a double-bluffing wolf!"
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12-31-2005, 10:41 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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That one annoying reporter...
PJ: "Gandalf the Grey. You are about to be betrayed by someone who you considered a very close friend. How do you feel?"
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12-27-2005, 02:07 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Legolas' party game suggestion isn't received warmly...
Eomer: "No, we're not going to play spin the bottle, Elf!" -or- Eomer: "Yeah, so what if the Dwarf has three strands of the Lady Galadriel's hair? That doesn't give him reason to boast. This "tail" on the top of my helmet is made entirely from Galadriel's hair but you don't see me talking about it, do you?" |
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12-27-2005, 02:13 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Eomer looks pointedly at Legolas while he sternly addresses the whole class. "No-one is going home tonight until one of you owns up to stealing my hair bobble. No-one, do you hear?"
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Gordon's alive!
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12-27-2005, 02:30 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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A day at School.
Lalwende has given me an idea.
 Rohirrim: Fight! Fight! Fight! Gimli: :rushes in and breaks it up: That'll be enough, Do I have to get Mr. Aragorn down here? :Aragorn enters: Aragorn: This is the third time this month I've had a problem with you two. Can't you just get along and stop fighting? Eomer: He took my helmet, held it over my head, and started laughing saying I was short. Legolas: You lie! Rohirrim: Fight! Fight! Fight! (Yes, that's how I'll end it,  )
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Fenris Penguin
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12-27-2005, 02:54 PM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
Posts: 4,244
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Éomer: I see you are thieves and law-breakers! Else how this guy here has the hair of the same hue as we have, when export of Rohirric hair-dye is strictly prohibited by Royal Decree #34/221-5!
Éothain (from the background): M-mm, lord, actually that decree was about mandatory baths for Riders of expeditionary corps before entering King's hall... what you had in mind, probably, was decree #37/448-7... Another Rider (from the background): No, neither that one, that prohibits riding in the state of ale intoxication, 'twas #44/572-4 about hair-dye... Yet Another Rider (from the background): You are both wrong! Decree #44/572-4 defines size of horse-combs, and hair-dye's was dec... Éomer: Will you all shut up please? Pity our attached lawyer and executioner were both eaten by that orc yonder... So, where was I?... m-m... yes! Who are you, and what are you doing in this land? Éothain (from the background): Probably violating this decree or that, what else? Anyways we have so many since Grima sits by Théoden's right hand...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 12-27-2005 at 02:58 PM. |
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12-27-2005, 09:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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EOMER'S WARNING: Watch where you step!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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12-27-2005, 09:59 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Aragorn: Now tell me, sir, which of my companions is taller?
Eomer: *grunt* Uhh, uhh, *points* Aragorn: Incorrect. Again. Now once more... Or... Eomer: So...you're telling me that you work at Burger King, making famous Whoppers and wear paper hats. No! I would not like an apple pie with that! Stop asking!
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I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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12-27-2005, 10:46 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow...
Posts: 75
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Eomer: Legolas, you've been using my sunless tanner again!
Legolas: Noooo Eomer: You have been! I can see the orange streaks!
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I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel |
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