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02-03-2006, 01:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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And fortunately Gandalf, with the consent of Iluvatar, the valar, maia,
orcs, Smeagol, Deagol, the cats of Queen Beruthiel, etc. ruled that comments should be relevant (in at least a warped way) to Middle-earth.
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02-03-2006, 01:54 PM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Unfortunately, most posters take a very broad view of the definition of warped.
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02-03-2006, 02:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, Frodo recovered the Ring.
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02-03-2006, 02:33 PM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Unfortunately, Gollum saw where he put it.
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02-03-2006, 03:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Forunately, Sam had Gollum tied down and was force feeding him taters.
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02-04-2006, 12:03 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
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Unfortunately, after Gollum's stomach got used to the 'taters' he became stronger than what he'd ever been and broke loose, sprinting for the ring.
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02-04-2006, 12:07 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately Gollum broke his ankles and couldn't run. again. ever.
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02-04-2006, 09:52 AM
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Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately he gave it to Johnny the Stinky Balrog who was passing by...which arises all the downers questions "What would a balrog do with the One Ring?"
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02-04-2006, 10:14 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the balrog had gotten
addicted to 'taters and traded the ring to the Gaffer for lots of 'taters. Bringing the ring back to the Shire! 
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02-04-2006, 10:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Unfortunately, a passing ringwraith found it and rode off to Mordor with it.
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02-04-2006, 10:49 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Fortunately, it was actually Glorfindel in disguise.
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