Be careful what you wish for...

[JennyHallu]

*POOF!*

As the first ever NASCAR racer to need pedal extensions, the rookie Meriadoc Brandybuck had a built-in fan base in TGWBS and other vertically challenged individuals. Unfortunately, his career was short lived when he discovered why the officials frowned upon his habit of sitting on a all-too-flammable telephone book in order to see over the wheel, as well as his refusal to wear flame retardant shoes...

No more fuzzy hobbit...


I wish that Boromir played football.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by JennyHallu

I wish that Boromir played football.

Whoosh! Your wish is granted! Boromir plays Football. unfortunately, no one in Middle Earth does, save for the stone giants. So he challenges them to a game. It goes to a penalty shootout and Boromir breaks his foot when he trips over. The Stone giants laugh so hard that they fall on top of him and squish him.

I wish Shelob had got her own mini series after The Lord of the Rings.

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Shelob had got her own mini series after The Lord of the Rings.

"Aqui esta, y ya lo ves, Miss Shelob ella es!" And that was the catch phrase of the new SHELOB mini-series. Sadly, it was in Spanish and the "common tounge" of Middle Earth strangely resembles English, not Spanish. It wasn't quite a hit, so Shelob made as Ungoliant and ate all the light of the world. It took a while, but since she was on TV for a while, people would let her into their houses and steal the light quite easily. After all of the Fellowship's efforts, the world WAS covered in a second darkness after all.

I wish Legolas was still alive, still living in "Middle Earth" (which now is what we call "Planet Earth") and posting on the 'downs

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Legolas was still alive, still living in "Middle Earth" (which now is what we call "Planet Earth") and posting on the 'downs

Your wish is granted. But when it was revealed that The Barrow-Wight was Legolas mass chaos erupted. The news reached the New York Times with the headline, "Stern forum moderater is Legolas." His house was mobbed by fangirls and others who wanted to talk with a member of the Fellowship of the Ring. But he was not there. He had fled to the woods of West Virginia. At least the Balrog wing debate was solved because of The Barrow-Wight's vote in the Balrog wing poll. But The Phantom became the new moderater and the members yearned for the days of The Barrow-Wight.

I wish Saruman hadn't turned bad.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish Saruman hadn't turned bad.

Your wish is granted. He takes up Tennis instead of becoming evil. He turns all of Isenguard into a giant Tennis stadium and plays endlessly against Gandalf and the other Istari. Gandalf is distracted by the final of the Saruman Cup and does not warn Bilbo about giving away the Ring and so takes it to Rivendell.
Sauron attacks Rivendel and Bilbo is cast out for being selfish. The Dark lord regains the Ring and launches an all out attack on Middle Earth. Gandalf doesn’t finish his game against Saruman and returns to Valinor and sulks.

I wish The Balrog had decided to be civil and not tried to kill the Fellowship. Offering them a cup of tea instead.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

I wish The Balrog had decided to be civil and not tried to kill the Fellowship. Offering them a cup of tea instead. (Dr. Hoo)

Your wish is granted. The Fellowship decides to have tea with the Balrog. Their stay lengthens to a week, and then a month. Frodo quickly becomes good friends with the Balrog, impressed by his charm and wit. The Balrog then declares that he is actually a she, a sister of Arien (who, after all, is also a spirit of fire, albeit uncorrupted). Frodo's affection turns to love, and they get married on top of Zirakzigil, in a ceremony done by Gandalf.

When Frodo was about to put the Ring (yes, the One Ring!) on the Balrog's finger, a Nazgûl takes the Ring, Gandalf suddenly uncloaks, and Pippin throws himself in next time. Utter confusion!

I wish Huan just laid the smackdown on Sauron.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

I wish Huan just laid the smackdown on Sauron.

Granted. He lays 'the smackdown' on Sauron. 'The smackdown', of course, being a secret of Huan's for making toasted cheese. He lays the cheese on wolf Sauron who accepts this gift and they share it with Luthien. She turns out to be lactose intolerant and swells up like a balloon and floats away for some reason. Huan and Sauron become best friends.

I wish the three Troll's mothers had appeared in The Lord of the Rings for revenge!